Preggers Nicole Kidman Coldly Sweats After Listening to Keith Urban’s Music for the First Time
2 Comments Published June 23rd, 2008 in Back Sweating, Celebrity Sweating, Nicole Kidman Sweating, Pregnant Sweating, Scientology Excessive Sweating, Star Hyperhidrosis, Sweaty Star.The excessive sweating “half-hearted” follower of Scientology, Nicole Kidman shows a little back sweat while pregnant below:
Back in 2004, almost half a decade after the odd Tom Cruise years, perspiring Kidman became the face of Chanel No. 5. Chanel and Scientology, just doesn’t mix… Coincidentally, Sweaty Kidman has lost being the face recently, as after 2009, the Australian chameleon will no longer be representing the iconic fragrance Chanel No. 5. Did she lose her face? No, she still gives good face. Is it all of the Kidman public excessive perspiration? Maybe.
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Sweaty Madonna Discovers the Smell of Sucking
0 Comments Published June 21st, 2008 in Antiperspirant Advertising, Celebrity Sweating, Failing Popster Sweat, Fear of Sweat, Has Been Sweating, International Sweating, Madonna Sweating, Popstar Sweating, Sweaty Advertising.“What’s that turgid salty sweaty smell? ”
“Did I put antiperspirant on?”
“Do I suck so much that I’m beginning to stink like some kind of bad culture black hole?”
We think these are the kinds of questions Madonna is asking with the following promotional pic from her army of Photoshop whores.
Somebody’s going to get fired. What the hell is Madonna suppose to be doing in the above image? We know she doesn’t smell good, but does she have to advertise her overly sweaty armpits to the world?
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Perspiring Woody Allen Sweat Glands Still Work, for Everything Else There’s Pharmaceuticals
0 Comments Published June 20th, 2008 in Armpit Sweat Stains, Atheist Sweating, Celebrity Excessive Sweating, Celebrity Sweating, Comedian Perspiration, Comedian Sweating, Excessive Armpit Sweating, Funny Man Sweating, Woody Allen Sweating.Purveyor of homewrecking young women, perspiring Woody Allen was caught leaving with some pretty gnarly excessive sweating stains underneath the skin curtains that was once his sweaty armpits.
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Perspiring Britney Jean Spears Continues to be a Retarded Sweating Mess
1 Comment Published June 19th, 2008 in Armpit Sweat Stains, Britney Spears Sweating, Celebrity Excessive Sweating, Celebrity Sweating, Crackhead Sweating, Failing Popster Sweat, Popstar Sweating, Sweaty Armpits.While somethings are looking up for sweaty Britney Spears, she still remains an aesthetic train-wreck of outhouse proportions. Shiteous would be an appropriate word here for Britney’s look. You can take the sweaty trash out onto the street, but it still stinks to all hell.
What the hell is that on her armpit? If Britney Spears other Celebrity Sweating appearances are indicative, then this is just another excessive sweating Britney moment. You think the paparazzi leeches would pass her some antiperspirant every once in a while, but they just suck the filth that comes to the top…
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The Kind-of-Funny-Jack Black Excessive Sweats the Red Carpet
2 Comments Published June 17th, 2008 in Action Sweatin, Comedian Perspiration, Comedian Sweating, Funny Man Sweating, Jack Black Sweating, Red Carpet Sweating, Sweaty Bear, Tummy Sweating.Ah, sweaty, hairy Jack Black, we never really forgave you for hosting the MTV video music awards on August 31, 2006. It was one of the worst hosting attempts for an awards show we’ve ever seen, but then there was Peter Jackson’s King Kong, which gave us even more reason to not like the clumsy perspiring oaf that is you…
Oh look, we’re exporting sweating comedy bombs to Australia!
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Plastic Surgery Victim, Lara Flynn Boyles Sweats The Tonight Show
0 Comments Published June 16th, 2008 in Celebrity Sweating, Fear of Sweat, Lara Flynn Boyle Sweating, Performance Sweating, Stress Sweating, The Tonight Show Sweating.
“I still sweat bullets if I go on The Tonight Show, but I tell myself, You can either have fun tonight or you can be shy and miserable. You ask my friends or anyone I work with now - nobody would say I was shy.”
Ah, but who cares about “sweating bullets” when you create a whole new set of problems by augmenting your starved face (and possibly Lara Flynn Boyle’s body) with some plastic surgery in Texas.
The once-in-a-time major babe, Lara Flynn Boyle suffers from skinny-girl disease, where you lose your face by starving yourself… She really wasn’t looking so aged, but now she looks like one of those post-op freak shows.
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Excessively Sweaty Sexy Spanish Cyclists to Tour Madrid Naked as God Intended
0 Comments Published June 9th, 2008 in Action Sweatin, Ass Sweating, Crotch Sweating, Cyclist Sweating, European Sweating, Madrid Naked Sweating, Nude Sweating, Protest Sweating, Spanish Naked Sweating.Sweaty naked Spanish cyclists participated in an orgy of cycling, celebrating the mechanical simplicity of bicycles and the beauty of the perspiring and moving human form. This is a sweaty cause we can get behind, in front of, below, above, and whatever else is possible. Oh those kinky, sweaty Europeans, always finding excuses to get naked in public!
These progressive and forward-thinking, sweaty, techno Eurotrash hippies have this to say:
“We face automobile traffic with our naked bodies as the best way of defending our dignity and exposing the unique dangers faced by cyclists and pedestrians as well as the negative consequences we all face due to dependence on oil, and other forms of none-renewable energy.”
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The Rock Sweats Like a Gay Club Bouncer on Bears Only Night
0 Comments Published June 7th, 2008 in Action Sweatin, Celebrity Sweating, Celebrity Workout Perspiration, Cheesy Action Star Sweating, Chest Sweating, Dwayne Douglas Johnson Sweating, Stud Sweating, Sweaty Activities, Sweaty Boobs, The Rock Sweating, WWF Sweating, Wrestling Sweat.Sweaty Dwayne Douglas Johnson, otherwise known as The Rock, looking more like a sweaty sponge, lets out a some steam and excessive perspiration after a work out below:
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Plastic-Faced Madonna, Is a Sweaty Irrelevant Mess
0 Comments Published June 4th, 2008 in Chest Sweating, Madonna Sweating, Menopausal Sweating, Popstar Sweating, Shoulder Sweating, Sweaty Armpits, Sweaty Boobs.Some people really need to get over themselves, some people like the sweaty mess below. Some people like perspired Madonna, who’s spent more money on plastic surgery than most people spend on college. Premenopausal Madonna (possibly menopausal) is truly menopausal in the ideas department lately. All we can say is that her new album sucks, not as much as her last two albums but really, it’s not worth the plastic it’s printed on or the time it takes to download. The best thing for everyone would be if Madonna just melted away in a pool of her own sweat, honestly, have some dignity woman.
What is with musicians and popstars today? Every time they need to prove themselves they work “together” with other talent, in this case, douche bag Justin Timberlake, so that they can come out with the best album ever! (Sarcasm) It didn’t work for Michael Jackson, and it hasn’t worked for anyone since…
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Mysterious Fluid Emanating from Liam Neeson’s Pants
1 Comment Published June 3rd, 2008 in Crotch Sweating, Groin Excessive Sweating, Liam Neeson Sweating, Oscar Schindler Sweating, Ruining Clothes, Stud Sweating, Sweaty Bear, Sweaty Legs.Hey Gramps, need a new diaper? How about some hyperhidrosis antiperspirant? It’s really impossible to tell, but either Liam Neeson pissed himself after being told that he has been left behind during the Rapture or that has an unusual case of crotch hyperhidrosis (groin excessive sweating)…
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Leaving Nothing to Waste, China Bottles Dog Sweat and Other Sweaty Internet News
1 Comment Published June 2nd, 2008 in Chinese Bottled Dog Sweat, Corporate Sweating, Excessive Armpit Sweating, International Sweating, London Underground Sweating, Party Excessive Sweating, Party Sweat, Sweaty Armpits.China the next super power? If they’re willing to bottle their pet’s sweat, then holy hell, we don’t have a chance!
Something’s lost in translation here above and we think that someone’s going to get fired, as pet sweat just doesn’t sound appealing on an international level, on any level really… Andy in other international excessive sweating news, the London Underground was totally taken over by an internet-organized rave…
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