Tom Cruise Sweating Like His Sham Marriage is Over

Excessive sweating Tom Cruise is currently looking among the crowd, gaging the social standing and insecurity level of the actresses and it’s obviously stressing him out.    ”So many humans, I need a female to seem normal, otherwise I will return to my planet a failure…”

Alien Fluid Emanating from Visiting Alien Tom Cruise's Skin Suit

Alien Fluid Emanating from Visiting Alien Tom Cruise's Skin Suit

Is it us, or does sweaty Tom Cruise look half as poor?

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Sweaty Channing Tatum is Comedy Gold

If you haven’t seen 21 Jump Street (the movie), then you should.  It’s a lot better than it should be, and partly because of the performance of sweaty Channing Tatum (what used to be the next big thing).

21 Jump Street 2012

21 Jump Street 2012

Channing Tatum Shirtless and Sweaty

Channing Tatum Shirtless and Sweaty

The ‘Dear John’ actor – who is married to actress Jenna Dewan – hates going out in Los Angeles because there are no dance clubs to have fun in (which is no longer true).

Channig Tatum, told Details magazine:

“Los Angeles sucks for going out. Everything here is a ‘lounge’. Everyone just sits around at a table, drinking a cocktail, looking at each other. There are no dance clubs. Back in Florida, I’m gonna go into a club, get drunk, get sweaty, dance, have a good time, and get a taxi home. There’s no place here that does dancing like that. I miss it, man I miss it!” Read More »

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Eva Mendes New Calvin Klein Excessive Sweating Ads

Celebrity Sweating loves sweaty Eva Mendes.  We even love the face that she’s Ryan Gosling’s girlfriend, dude’s got good taste.  Huge fans of the movie Drive here.

Eva Mendes Sweatying it Up with Random Male Model

Eva Mendes Sweatying it Up with Random Male Model

More Eva Mendes sexy sweating after the jump!

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Nelly’s Celebrity Sweat Workout Video

We don’t recommend anyone watching this video, it’s boring as hell…  But we thought with the title of “Celebrity Sweat,” we can’t just ignore the stupid thing.  So if you want to look like passé rapper from the last decade, then by all means, click the video, we will just respect you that much less.  But don’t worry, we will still love you, we love all of our Celebrity Sweating readers.

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Excessive Sweating Soccer Madness!

Who wants to sit next this guy on a bus?  How about on the subway?  Do you think he was fun at dance class?

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Eva Amurri, Little Susan Sarandon, Makes Everyone Sweat Including Herself

Sweaty situation-making, Eva Amurri, is the 5’10″ daughter of Susan Surandon (can’t you see the resemblance?) that’s making waves on the internets for a recent very nude scene in Californication in which she plays a stripper stripping for David Duchovny.  She’s very talented.

Eva Amurri Sweating in Red All Over the Red Carpet

Eva Amurri Sweating in Red All Over the Red Carpet

And she’s sweating all over Hollywood, it’s the pits.

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Jamie Dornan : Eva Mendes Counterpart to Calvin Klein Excessive Sweating Ads

Summer’s ending with a heat wave in Southern California, so Celebrity Sweating decided to publish some Calvin Klein excessive sweating fashion photos for all y’all (well, it’s mostly for the ladies…).  Enjoy!

Jamie Dornan Excessive Sweating Fashion Branding

Jamie Dornan Excessive Sweating Fashion Branding

We’ve never heard of this Jamie Dornan guy, but he keeps good company (sweaty Eva Mendes).  So he’s alright with us.

We Would Love Sweaty Eva Mendes On Our Backs

We Would Love Sweaty Eva Mendes On Our Backs

We love this kind of branding naturally…  Not as interesting as de-branding (giving trashy celebrities your competitor’s products), but for us, this is public sweating done right.

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Dina Lohan Excessive Sweating Like She’s Got Two Hot Daughters

The excessive sweating, orange tanned creature takes the life force of those younger, more immature. She catches them in moments of paralysis, often under bright lights, drugged by fame and robs them of actually growing up.

Dina Lohan Sweating Parasite or Regular Hollywood Mom:  You Decide

Dina Lohan Sweating Parasite or Regular Hollywood Mom: You Decide

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Vanessa Hudgens Glowing Sweating

Vanessa Hudgens Exotic Sweat Glow

Vanessa Hudgens Exotic Sweat Glow

Glowing Vanessa Hudgens is a rare angel in Hollywood, an angel who has nude pics released but yet remains every bit the extraordinary beauty, gracefully navigating through controversy, flicking the annoyance past her like fallen paparazzi on the red carpet.

Vanessa Hudgens even sweats with a glowing radiance. Read More »

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Sarah Jessica Parker: Sweaty B.O. is No Smelly Joke

Sarah Jessica Parker and Her Excessive Sweating Armpit

Sarah Jessica Parker and Her Excessive Sweating Armpit

Those of us at Celebrity Sweating that have a penis, think sweaty Sarah Jessica Parker sucks and that Sex and the City (the TV show and especially the movies) sucks on level that makes everything else that sucks suck less.  That’s a lot of sweaty sucking.

If there was a term for the philosophy of Sex and the City, it could be labeled as anorexic feminism.  That is, feminism so vapid, commercial and lacking in constructive ideas, that it starves the life out of what being a modern woman is about, that is, it is destructive and basically poisonous to the collective psychology of women.

We didn’t even take Women Studies 101 in college and we can see this plain as day.  Sarah Jessica Parker knows that what she produces is horrible, you can just tell with all of her excessive sweating.

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JWoww of Jersey Shore Proves There’s No Limit to Tackiness with her Excessive Sweating

JWoww is a Picture of Silicone in a Sea of Excessive Sweat

JWoww is a Picture of Silicone in a Sea of Excessive Sweat

We really don’t understand Jersey Shore, because we deal with douche bags every day, driving on the Los Angeles freeway.  Why would we want to watch sweaty douche bags when we come home to relax?

Watching idiots being idiots has never been that charming to us, but it seems to have transfixed the rest of the world.  Why?  Oh why?  It really makes us excessively sweaty in frustration.

The same people we avoided in High School are seemingly all the rage now as sweaty skanky reality stars are everywhere in our everything.

From skanky housewives to skanky Snooki’s, fame has never been so low. Read More »

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Keira Knightley: Pretty Face, Skin, Bones and Sweat

Sweaty Keira Knightley, you beautiful floating face in thing air, you!

Keira Knightley Posed Workout Sweating

Keira Knightley Posed Workout Sweating

Keira Knightly Excessively Sweaty Face is Still Cover Girl Material

Keira Knightly Excessively Sweaty Face is Still Cover Girl Material

It’s rather amazing how Keira Knightley’s gorgeous head can just float in thin air like that…  Just amazing.

We kid, we love this girl from the neck up, and you should too.  So much talent for just a head floating in air.

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Zac Efron: Beautiful Man Sweating

Sweaty Zac Efron, the Californian dude who the impossibly perfect Hollywood name, say it, “Zac Efron.” Sort of takes the stress off, doesn’t it?

Zac Efron Excessive Sweating for Fashion's Sake

Zac Efron Excessive Sweating for Fashion's Sake

Some people are just too lucky, and in this case, it’s okay, because all in all, Zac Efron is one of the good guys in Hollywood.
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Old Man William H. Macy Sweating the Years

Excessive sweating William H. Macy is an acting superstar.  He’s that guy, in that great movie, who fills up the screen but isn’t necessarily the leading man.  The sweaty talent effortlessly plays complex roles that just leave you breathless, like his Oscar-nominated role in Fargo, of playing Jerry Lundegaard.

William H Macy Sweating his Man Boobs

William H Macy Sweating his Man Boobs

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Katie Price, AKA, Jordan, Excessively Sweats with Large Goon

Katie Price Sweating Out in Nature

Katie Price Sweating Out in Nature

So little talent, such big boobs, so much sweating, it’s the rise of civilization, we’ve come so far…

People these days are just famous for being awful, just downright awful (Heidi Montag for example), check out this one time sweaty celebrity couple from across the pond, Katie Price and who cares (some dude, looks like every other dude you’ll find at an urban club).

It’s depressing…  People talk about this reality star and that reality star, and we have no idea why these people are famous and even who they are…  Celebrity has become so watered down, we’re whining about the fact that it doesn’t mean anything any more and that in itself is ridiculous as well.

She’s sweating a lot, and that’s all we have to say, because we have no idea why she’s anybody worth talking about.  Kill us now.

Katie Price (Jordan) and Sweaty Dude of a Husband

Katie Price (Jordan) and Sweaty Dude of a Husband

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The Excessively Sweaty Passion of the Mel Gibson

Horrible year for sweaty celebrity douche bags.  Is there no class in the world anymore?  Why do we put these two together?  Because we like to turn up the contrast for two very inspirational figures who teach children a lesson, if you get ridiculously rich, you still can’t get away with treating women badly.  It’s a lesson we all learn sooner or later (it’s better, healthier and cheaper to learn this lesson sooner rather than later).

Mel Gibson Sweating Crazy Old Man and Horny Catfish Woods

Mel Gibson Sweating Crazy Old Man and Horny Catfish Woods

If you want to sweat too much and be in shock for the rest of the day, read on dear reader (both of Mel Gibson’s rants follow ahead)…. Read More »

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Michelle Obama Sweating Around in Circles

Michelle Obama Sweating the Hula Hoops

Michelle Obama Sweating the Hula Hoops

Michelle Obama sweating over the BP’s gulf oil disaster?   About two wars in the Middle East? About the fact that the economy is probably going to get a lot worse (who isn’t sweating about that?)?

No.  Michelle Obama is excessively sweating doing some important hula hooping y’all!

Is the Barack Obama presidency the final nail in the coffin against the arguments that the presidency isn’t just a puppet show for more powerful interests?

It certainly seems so sometimes… Read More »

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Kim Kardashian & Reggie Bush Sweating Together

Celebrity couple that sweats together stays together?  Kim Kardashian famous for being famous, is now even more famous for being famous with the Kardashian clan fully exposing themselves through all media.  Add to that fame with this fame; Kim’s boyfriend, Super Bowl champ, Reggie Bush.  Sweaty Kim Kardashian’s fame just grows and grows like herpes on a VH1 reality show.

Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush Working Up a Sweat Together

Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush Working Up a Sweat Together

We just love this sweaty celebrity couple!  Aren’t they the cutest?

Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush:  Sexy Sweaty Couple

Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush: Sexy Sweaty Couple

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Sweaty, Sweaty Armpits: Call Interpol, Pierce Brosnan Sweating Kills

License to Sweat: Pierce Brosnan Excessively Sweats Obscurity

License to Sweat: Pierce Brosnan Excessively Sweats Obscurity

If the current angry, muscular brute of a James Bond, played Daniel Craig, isn’t a reaction to Pierce Brosnan’s James Bond, then we’re some kind of perverted celebrity body fluid bloggers. Okay, bad analogy.

Sweaty Pierce Brosnan might have been the best looking James Bond, but he just wasn’t believable as the charming international thug, who villains can’t kill before discussing their plans for world domination.

His fight scenes were too slow, too dainty, too clean.  He just didn’t seem like he was breaking any kind of sweat on screen, but he seems to sweat a lot off screen.

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Keanu Reeves is a Excessive Sweating Saint and Probably Better Than You

Seriously, is anyone cooler than sweaty face Keanu Reeves? No, no one is as cool as Keanu Reeves, except maybe Nikola Tesla, Johnny Depp, Angelina Jolie, Albert Einstein, okay, a lot of people are pretty cool, but still, someone give this sweaty sometimes melancholy man his due credit!

Keanu Reeves is One of the Coolest Sweaty Dudes on Earth

Keanu Reeves is One of the Coolest Sweaty Dudes on Earth

Sweaty airport traveler Keanu Reeves takes out stage hands for free lunches, gives crew members $20,000 (£16,500) bonuses, helps a women jumpstart there cars.  And to top it off, his name means “cool breeze through a mountain.”  What does your name mean?  Here’s a the Point Break trailer, this was the top of cool in the 90′s, we get excessively sweaty just thinking about this movie, rad.

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Keanu Reeves has never married and no, the world does not make any sense.

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Jeremy Piven Excessive Face Sweating Talent

Jeremy Piven Sweating an Emmy for HBO

Jeremy Piven Sweating an Emmy for HBO

Ari Gold, or in real life (whatever that means), Jeremy Piven gets all sweaty during the Emmys, as he should, cause totally won brah.  Surf’s up for sweaty Jeremy Piven, who’s hit the Hollywood A-list with his character from HBO’s Entourage.

Who would have thought a show about some talentless hacks and their douche bag Hollywood friends would become such a hit?

Given that Jeremy Piven’s character basically makes the show and excessive sweating douche bag Adrian Grenier‘s acting and performance, basically ruins the show, you’d think that things would cancel each other out.  If only life was as simple as a math problem, it’d be no sweat.

Here’s an Ari Gold highlight reel, pure gold:

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