Sweaty Zac Efron, the Californian dude who the impossibly perfect Hollywood name, say it, “Zac Efron.” Sort of takes the stress off, doesn’t it?
Zac Efron Excessive Sweating for Fashion's Sake
Some people are just too lucky, and in this case, it’s okay, because all in all, Zac Efron is one of the good guys in Hollywood.
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Excessive sweating William H. Macy is an acting superstar. He’s that guy, in that great movie, who fills up the screen but isn’t necessarily the leading man. The sweaty talent effortlessly plays complex roles that just leave you breathless, like his Oscar-nominated role in Fargo, of playing Jerry Lundegaard.
William H Macy Sweating his Man Boobs
Katie Price Sweating Out in Nature
So little talent, such big boobs, so much sweating, it’s the rise of civilization, we’ve come so far…
People these days are just famous for being awful, just downright awful (Heidi Montag for example), check out this one time sweaty celebrity couple from across the pond, Katie Price and who cares (some dude, looks like every other dude you’ll find at an urban club).
It’s depressing… People talk about this reality star and that reality star, and we have no idea why these people are famous and even who they are… Celebrity has become so watered down, we’re whining about the fact that it doesn’t mean anything any more and that in itself is ridiculous as well.
She’s sweating a lot, and that’s all we have to say, because we have no idea why she’s anybody worth talking about. Kill us now.
Katie Price (Jordan) and Sweaty Dude of a Husband
Horrible year for sweaty celebrity douche bags. Is there no class in the world anymore? Why do we put these two together? Because we like to turn up the contrast for two very inspirational figures who teach children a lesson, if you get ridiculously rich, you still can’t get away with treating women badly. It’s a lesson we all learn sooner or later (it’s better, healthier and cheaper to learn this lesson sooner rather than later).
Mel Gibson Sweating Crazy Old Man and Horny Catfish Woods
If you want to sweat too much and be in shock for the rest of the day, read on dear reader (both of Mel Gibson’s rants follow ahead)…. Read More
Michelle Obama Sweating the Hula Hoops
Michelle Obama sweating over the BP’s gulf oil disaster? About two wars in the Middle East? About the fact that the economy is probably going to get a lot worse (who isn’t sweating about that?)?
No. Michelle Obama is excessively sweating doing some important hula hooping y’all!
Is the Barack Obama presidency the final nail in the coffin against the arguments that the presidency isn’t just a puppet show for more powerful interests?
It certainly seems so sometimes… Read More
Celebrity couple that sweats together stays together? Kim Kardashian famous for being famous, is now even more famous for being famous with the Kardashian clan fully exposing themselves through all media. Add to that fame with this fame; Kim’s boyfriend, Super Bowl champ, Reggie Bush. Sweaty Kim Kardashian’s fame just grows and grows like herpes on a VH1 reality show.
Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush Working Up a Sweat Together
We just love this sweaty celebrity couple! Aren’t they the cutest?
Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush: Sexy Sweaty Couple
License to Sweat: Pierce Brosnan Excessively Sweats Obscurity
If the current angry, muscular brute of a James Bond, played Daniel Craig, isn’t a reaction to Pierce Brosnan’s James Bond, then we’re some kind of perverted celebrity body fluid bloggers. Okay, bad analogy.
Sweaty Pierce Brosnan might have been the best looking James Bond, but he just wasn’t believable as the charming international thug, who villains can’t kill before discussing their plans for world domination.
His fight scenes were too slow, too dainty, too clean. He just didn’t seem like he was breaking any kind of sweat on screen, but he seems to sweat a lot off screen.
Seriously, is anyone cooler than sweaty face Keanu Reeves? No, no one is as cool as Keanu Reeves, except maybe Nikola Tesla, Johnny Depp, Angelina Jolie, Albert Einstein, okay, a lot of people are pretty cool, but still, someone give this sweaty sometimes melancholy man his due credit!
Keanu Reeves is One of the Coolest Sweaty Dudes on Earth
Sweaty airport traveler Keanu Reeves takes out stage hands for free lunches, gives crew members $20,000 (£16,500) bonuses, helps a women jumpstart there cars. And to top it off, his name means “cool breeze through a mountain.” What does your name mean? Here’s a the Point Break trailer, this was the top of cool in the 90′s, we get excessively sweaty just thinking about this movie, rad.
Keanu Reeves has never married and no, the world does not make any sense.
Jeremy Piven Sweating an Emmy for HBO
Ari Gold, or in real life (whatever that means), Jeremy Piven gets all sweaty during the Emmys, as he should, cause totally won brah. Surf’s up for sweaty Jeremy Piven, who’s hit the Hollywood A-list with his character from HBO’s Entourage.
Who would have thought a show about some talentless hacks and their douche bag Hollywood friends would become such a hit?
Given that Jeremy Piven’s character basically makes the show and excessive sweating douche bag Adrian Grenier‘s acting and performance, basically ruins the show, you’d think that things would cancel each other out. If only life was as simple as a math problem, it’d be no sweat.
Here’s an Ari Gold highlight reel, pure gold:
If a big time director hires you for a major studio release and basically turns you from a has been’s sweaty nobody girlfriend, to a sweaty major movie star with a has been boyfriend, then you should probably be gracious and careful with your new fame. Enter excessive perspiration boobs Megan Fox, pretty face of the moment, soon to be pretty face of big budget movies past. She will not be returning in Transformers 3 and you will be not seeing her in small budget failures from now on.
Megan Fox Sweaty Boobs Can't Save Her Career
You might be reading and hearing her Hollywood diarrhea mouth spouting all kinds meaningless actress interview dribble, such as:
“God, I really wish I could go loose on this one. He’s like Napoleon and he wants to create this insane, infamous mad-man reputation. He wants to be like Hitler on his sets, and he is. So he’s a nightmare to work for but when you get him away from set, and he’s not in director mode, I kind of really enjoy his personality because he’s so awkward, so hopelessly awkward. He has no social skills at all. And it’s endearing to watch him. He’s vulnerable and fragile in real life and then on set he’s a tyrant. Shia [Labeouf] and I almost die when we make a Transformers movie. He has you do some really insane things that insurance would never let you do.”
Megan Fox: More Sweaty Boob Modeling
That some major high school trash talk right there. The Hitler comparison, really? Really?
Excessive Sweating douche bags everywhere have a new leader: sweaty Mark Zuckerberg. Face what? Face this Mark, you’re just the current Friendster and you have this image problem of being a prick, True Hollywood Story, so what do you do about it?
Mark Zuckerberg: Billion-Dollar Excessive Sweating in a Cold Room
You make stupid logos that make it seem like you and your over-hyped, ivy league wet-dream of a company want to take over the world in the nerdiest way possible. Grow up and look around, you’re nobody without Facebook, and Facebook is just an idea you most likely stole from someone else. All you did was made Friendster and MySpace better. Do you really honestly think you’re the end of this social network evolution? Wake-up and cash your chips you sweaty nerd-sociopath.
The Cult of Facebook: Sweaty Evil
Oh my god, it’s freezing in here and you’re profusely sweating like you’ve just lost a billion dollars… You just did, because Facebook isn’t really worth 15 billion, only morons would think that, and now that you’ve blown this interview, you’ve really lost value for Facebook.
Gerard Butler, you sweaty man you. If your career isn’t stillborn dead by the end of this year, then there really is no justice in this crazy world.
Sweaty Gerard Butler in the Greek Exploitation Film 300
Sweaty Faced Gerard Butler at ComicCon
You can literally hit it big in Hollywood with one movie where the special effects are really the star, follow that movie (300) by making all the wrong choices, and still be rich. God bless America. It really makes you excessively sweaty just thinking about it. Read More
Sweaty Joe Jonas Magazine All Wet for the Magazines
Sweaty teen exploitation… There are so many pics of Joe Jonas excessive sweating, we were giddy with excitement, giggling like drunk teenage girls backstage at a Jonas Brothers concert.
There’s nothing more lame than religious music made for preteen and early teen girls full of sexual innuendo, except, of course the Jonas Brothers music… Why we gotta hate on the Jonas Brothers? Because they’re a bunch of neanderthal hypocrites who take advantage of people’s faith to sell really, really bad music.
Yes, you are looking at a statue outside of some restaurant in Thailand, a statue of slimy, sweaty Tiger Woods, made out of condoms, with a tag that says “Let’s do it, Tiger.” And no, you haven’t seen everything now. This statue isn’t the reason that Tiger Woods is excessively sweating, however…
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Sweaty, Wet Elin Nordegren, Back in the Modeling Days
Blonde with ambition, Elin Nordegren, God bless her gold-digging, beautiful soul, is escalating the divorce settlement to a jaw-dropping 750 million. That’s 25 million for every lady that Tiger Woods had cheated on her with (that’s if the mistress count is 30, who knows what the actual mistress count is).
Demi Lovato Sweating the Hits
Capitalism, it never ends, except when it does (Louisiana? Anyone?).
So there’s always more crappy products to buy and more stupid teenage Disney leftovers to sell.
Enter sweaty Demi Lovato. Someone get the new model out, this copy is already expired. A shiny, pampered, useless, excessive sweating mess of mediocrity singing meaningless lyrics into a placated zombified consuming mass.
Keith Flint Sweating Out Flames
Sweaty dancer turned vocalist, turned British celebrity, Keith Flint has lived a charmed life, not always starting with fire…
Recently excessive sweating Keith Flint has tried to go solo with several side projects, including the bands Flint and Clever Brains Fryin’.
However, the perennially insane-looking Keith Flint only had one commercial release from these projects with Aim4 by FLINT. FLINT‘s debut album “Device #1″ was cancelled before its release. Read More
Does Jessica Alba always excessively sweat when at award shows? The question should really be, ‘Why is Jessica Alba at award shows?’ Cause, she ain’t winning no awards no time. Sure’nough.
Jessica Alba with Excited Sweaty Cleavage
Jessica Alba, the actress that does not act…
Jessica Alba with More Excited Sweaty Cleavage
So much beauty, sweating, so very little talent.
Why is this man sweating profusely? He’s tired fool. This man has had more good roles and performances than all of West Hollywood, Silver Lake and Los Feliz combined! (Yes, we know, an insider Los Angeles joke, we went there…)
Jack Nicolson Sweating Being So Damn Cool
What does Jack Nicholson do on a boat? He parties you idiot. What else do you do on a boat?
Jack Nicholson Parties Harder Than You
Hey you there, in the blue bikini, catch the wind!
Every single light is on, but no one’s home, Jessica Simpson is so everything and so nothing. Ah, there’s $100,000 worth of philosophy degree right there, at work! What can we say? There are sweaty boobs with a dash of nipple slip for flavor, and we’re reporting on it, because hey, it’s sweaty Jessica Simpson! What else is there really to say?
Jessica Simpson Sweats Into PG-13
Thank you? Okay, what else is there left to say? Is there more Jessica Simpson nipple slip sweating? Yes! There’s more!
We don’t know too much about sweaty Kerry Katona, other than she’s sort of like a British Britney, except probably more intelligent, with worse luck than Britney and she marries cab drivers, which is sort of charming… But she sweats a lot, so it’s open season for us…
Kerry Katona Sweating Life as a Plus-Size
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Keira Knightley: Pretty Face, Skin, Bones and Sweat
Sweaty Keira Knightley, you beautiful floating face in thing air, you!
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Keira Knightly Excessively Sweaty Face is Still Cover Girl Material
It’s rather amazing how Keira Knightley’s gorgeous head can just float in thin air like that… Just amazing.
We kid, we love this girl from the neck up, and you should too. So much talent for just a head floating in air.
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