To wear antiperspirant or not to wear antiperspirant. These are troubling times indeed, excessively sweaty Jude Law.
Sweaty Jude Law as Hamlet at the Boradhurst Theatre, NYC
Back in December of 2009, a wee actor named Jude Law was doing Hamlet on Broadway, while his movie Sherlock Holmes was to debut a month or so later and he was set to have another child. Both were not huge successes, but successes nonetheless and Jude just met latter mentioned child recently… Dude is busy.
We love it Rihanna that you’re still steaming up the world. You, your dancing, your music and your excessive sweating, are all quite the thing to behold. But you have to pay your people baby…
Rihanna GQ Sweating
Rihanna’s incredible, sweaty body isn’t free y’all! In fact, Rihanna is in a bit of a legal bind with a former trainer who’s suing the Rihanna for not paying all of her bills. Read More
Excessively Sweaty Owen Wilson
Oh Wes Anderson darling, sweaty Owen Wilson, you have that natural talent of playing you, so well… Because in every movie, you’re basically that guy, Owen Wilson, yeah, that guy again. That guy with the oddly mesmerizing nose.
But it’s really okay, because your one character is really sort of charming. Yeah, really, it’s no sweat. Who cares about range when you have consistency? Who cares about sweating? We do. Read More
Mariah Carey Sweating Her Slow Fade Into Obscurity
Where have all the Cinderella’s gone? Cinderella’s story ended early (you never got to find out what happened after the Prince marries Cinderella), and if they made sequels, the story would probably end up like mimicking Mariah Carey’s life. For realz dawg. Sweat life. Sweat life.
What really is sweaty Mariah Carey’s appeal? Sure, great voice, and used to be a serious hottie who made men sweat everywhere, but that was like a decade ago.
Now Mariah Carey is a recently married sweaty cougar who also happens to be the 6th richest woman in entertainment. Read More
Teri Hatcher Sweat Stained Cougar
Sweaty cougar roar!
Former NFL cheerleader, and currently a desperate housewife, a role suited for sweaty Teri Hatcher, as art copies real life, is found excessive sweating her way out of the sexy-face. If you’re going to make a sexy-face, make sure your fluids, especially your sweat, are contained, just say’n.
We’re not haters, actually, sometimes we are, but we love sweaty Teri Hatcher for the most part. How can you hate someone who’s been a Bond girl and Superman’s girlfriend? Read More
If sweaty pecs could talk, Mario Lopez would have a real career. However, we have to say, he’s a great piece of excessively perspiring beefcake.
If Sweat Could Talk, Mario Would Have a Real Career
We see you there excessive sweating Reese Witherspoon, and we love it. Are you working out with your Californian sorority sister? No, you’re the on set of your new movie, How Do You Know?, in Washington D.C. We can’t really hate-on-you, you’ve provided so much joy in an otherwise bleak and sweaty celebrity world.
A Very Sweaty Reese Witherspoon with Sweaty Costar
Sweating done right? We think so.
Making Movies Has Never Been Sweatier
Okay, we know, Lady Gaga isn’t really all that excessively sweaty in any of these photos, and we’re super bummed about that, we are… But we just sort of wanted to talk about not too sweaty Lady Gaga and our love-hate relationship with her.
Lady Gaga and a Little Orange Tan Leg Sweating
We get that as an urban private school kid, you can’t play the Christian virgin card, and we’re glad, because that’s just lame, it was lame the first time around, and every time since (Jonas Brothers need to eat glass). We also get that you’re not the best dancer in the world, you’re no Janet Jackson or even sweaty Tito Jackson. So you’re not going to wow us with your electric shuffle. Your weird fashion and art thing makes sense, because really, what other angles are there right now?
Lady Gaga Poker Face Escapes from the Primordial Pool
What we don’t get (or understand too well) is that Fame Monster (and her other album) is a pop monster. And that is exactly our point, does the music really have to be so exceedingly pop? Read More
Excessive sweating John Mayer is both breaking the normal boundaries of a douche bag and is also vintage douche bag. If making crappy, retarded music could make you rich, would you do it? John Mayer answers that question everyday with a resounding “yes.”
One degree away from Ed Hardy, John Mayer Excessive Perspiration
On dating as a celebrity (vintage sweaty douche bag):
“I should be having sex with more girls. It’s crazy to me that in my head, that being 32 and dating women is going to get me in trouble. I can’t even explain to you how terrible that feels, that I equate dating a woman with punishment, shame, guilt, disappointment, reproach, reprimand, persecution. It’s a nightmare.”
On going out with african american women:
“My dick is sort of like a white supremacist. I’ve got a Benetton heart and a fuckin’ David Duke cock. I’m going to start dating separately from my dick.”
Can you believe this guy? Really? Only a guy who makes music for insecure teenage girls could be so unbelievably retarded.
Excessively Sweaty Usher is the type of guy you risk your life for, just ask his liposuction victim of an ex-wife (also his baby momma, Tameka Foster). If you got the extra baggage and you’re flying first class, you’re not going to be flying too long with Usher, and that’s a sweaty True Hollywood Story.
Usher Excessive Sweating and Earning His Keep
Perspiration face Usher has some bumping songs, but we don’t get the appeal beyond that…
Sweaty Scarlett Johansson shows that it’s a lot of hard work being almost perfect, sometimes you leak out some excessive perspiration… What’s a politically active and sex symbol to do? Antiperspirant?
Scarlett Johansson Sweating the Press
“I would like to say among celebrities, their needs to be some sort of antiperspirant relief fund”
We couldn’t agree more Mrs. Reynolds (Scarlett Johansson married to actor Ryan Reynolds)…
We have the love for excessive sweating Alec Baldwin. Who wouldn’t? Great sweaty actor with huge range and real emotion, who also is politically active in an honest, well-thought-out way. We even love the excessive sweating Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock? Amazing.
Alec Baldwin Excessive Sweating Enough for All Baldwins
“Hey Buddy, see this water bottle? Yeah, in two seconds it’s gonna be on my shirt. How do you like those apples?”
Sweaty Danny Bonaduce: The Ed Hardy Demographic
Sweaty Danny Bonaduce (what a douche he), isn’t just a Ed Hardy customer, he is the core demographic for douche bag clothing everywhere!
“Yo brah, you got that in pink?”
In the picture on the left, sweaty boobs Danny Bonaduce could be on a casting call for the next Gremlins (the resemblance to the gremlins from the movie is uncanny).
Excessive sweating in pink, so manly.
Gwyneth Paltrow Screen Actors Guild Excessive Sweating
Impossibly cute at times, but never quite sexy, sweaty Gwyneth Paltrow has made a career out of starring in small movies that no one goes to see, except the occasional, sweaty, and pimply indie film geek of course (but they’ll go see anything).
Excessive sweating boobies Gwyneth Paltrow always plays the same sort of girl, the seemingly classy and mysterious art girl. The sort of screen girl you bring home to the fictional uptight parents. You know, because she’s cute and knows more about 19th century literature than you do.
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Is excessively perspiring Hilary Swank looking like a cyborg ambassador for the upcoming human-robot war below? Yes, and we’re not sure if it’s a good look…
Excessive Sweating Hilary Swank, On a Casting for the Next Terminator?
“Fierce” isn’t quite the the right word, attractively menacing? Is she looking for John Conner?
Giant pink, excessive sweating, goofy man spotted in wild. Approach with caution and beware of cougar nearby…
Ashton Kutcher Jungle Excessive Sweating
Ashton Kutcher isn’t just the sweaty victim of a cougar mauling, he’s also starring in the new movie, Valentine’s Day. The one time male model, who has a last name that sounds like female genitalia (yeah, a lady’s man so to speak), plays a florist who’s going to propose to Jessica Alba’s character (yes, she still gets roles because she’s amazingly hot).
If excessive sweating Eva Mendes was a mineral, humans would would wipeout civilizations full of ten-feet-tall blue people to get to it. Yes, we’re still Avat-tarded… All our metaphors are still on Pandora!
Eva Mendes Sexy Excessive Sweating
“Say hello to my excessively sweaty armpits!”
J-Lo and Sweaty Marc Anthony Who's Big in South America
Sweaty Marc Anthony’s armpits are a crime against humanity. Anyone have the International Criminal Court at The Hague’s phone number? We think Marc Anthony has been waterboarding Jennifor Lopez’s ex-boyfriends with his armpits… Serious.
Sweaty Tom Cruise, owner of the deepest, darkest closet in human history, is excessive sweating something awful here. It’s as if there’s a real person inside of Tom Cruise, sweating to get out!
Tom Cruise Excessively Sweats as if His Beard is in His Amrpits
Sweating Tom Cruise is proof that there are honest, down-to-Earth people who follow the true values of what America is, still working in Hollywood.
We all died a little just right there… Extreme sarcasm, don’t try it at home folks!
Oh what a shame Watson! Being defeated by 3D blue people! Totally Avat-tarded! Oh, there you go Watson, excessive sweating all over the damn place, bloody hell!
Jude Law Sweating Like His Star is Totally in Decline
Judy Law excessive sweats like it’s totally in fashion brah, totes!
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Amy Winehouse Alien Armpit and Excessively Sweaty Boyfriend
Kill it with fire! Nuke it from orbit! Amy Winehouse’s no sweat armpit has an alien protrusion! We think it could be the antichrist. Hide the children.
Amy Winehouse No Sweat but Alien Armpits
What is that thing? Is it sentient?
Is it a drug stash? Amy Winehouse who’s infamous for her off-stage pursuits, and famous for her on stage sweaty performances, is just great celebrity fodder. Check out this clip of her pulling something from her hair and snorting that “something.”
Keep on reading for some uncivil Blake Fielder-Civil excessively sweaty making out…
Amy Winehouse Turned On by Sweaty Armpits
Blake Fielder-Civil sweaty armpits aren’t so civil…
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