George Clooney Sweat-Flavored Tofu?
0 Comments Published by Excessive Sweating June 29th, 2009 in Celebrity Sweating, George Clooney Sweat-Tofu, George Clooney Sweating, PETA insanity, Sarah Larson.
Tofu Sweating George Clooney Up in the Air
We at Celebrity Sweating are not huge fans of PETA, as you have read in the past… And it’s not that we don’t support their cause, it’s that we feel there are so many, so very many more worthy causes to support.
PETA just does absolutely insane things and it’s just really hard to take them seriously… For example, George Clooney branded sweat tofu?
People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals have actually written George Clooney to pitch the insane idea of Clooney-sweat-flavored tofu. The charming and very politically-aware actor we’re sure has a million things to sweat over, other than the insane ramblings of PETA.
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Ryan Gosling Sweats Like a Second-Rate Leading Man
0 Comments Published by Excessive Sweating June 11th, 2009 in Action Sweatin, Celebrity Sweating, Chest Sweating, Funny Man Sweating, Lars and the Real Girl, Ryan Gosling Sweating, Sexy Sweating, Sweaty Star.We kid, we kid. Sweaty Ryan Gosling is a major talent and a first-rate leading man. Celebrity Sweating doesn’t have much to say about the young canadian actor besides that you should see his movies and that he gets excessively sweaty working out, but that’s a good thing because the dude stays in shape…
Ryan Gosling Working Up a Sweat
Ryan Gosling has no formal training in acting and is purely a natural, sweating talent. You can see some of this talent in one of his more interesting and special performances in the very weird but entertaining movie, Lars and the Real Girl.
It’s really a fun movie, maybe not for the whole family, not unless you want to sweat through awkward moments with the parental units…
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Lily Allen Excessive Sweating All Over Her Third Nipple
0 Comments Published by Excessive Sweating June 6th, 2009 in Action Sweatin, Booby Sweating, Celebrity Sweating, Chest Sweating, Lily Allen Sweating, Nipple Sweating, Popstar Sweating, Sweaty Boobs.
Lily Allen Excessive Sweating Enough for Two Drug Addicts
We enjoy the existence of these excessive sweating celebrities, especially when they’re extra-complex sweaty celebrities… Such as sloppy and sweaty Lily Allen.
Lily Allen looks like she’s hungry, just woke up from the bottom of the oceean and about to destroy a Japanese city in the photo to the left. Our only hope is Mothra, or her passing out. Would someone please think of the children!?
Okay, enough random references to Godzilla, Lily, really, you need to work a little on the public appearance darling. Just a little, because in reality, this politically aware British popstar has a lot to offer, besides controversy, sweating, substance abuse, a third nipple and girly songs…
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Johnny Depp Rock’n'Roll Excessive Sweating
2 Comments Published by Excessive Sweating May 22nd, 2009 in Celebrity Sweating, Chest Sweating, Face Sweating, Johnny Depp Sweating, Performance Sweating, Perspiring Abs, Pirate Sweating, Rock'n'Roll Excessive Sweating, Sweat Stains, Sweating Face.Whoah, being a rock’n'roll pirate is sweaty work, really sweaty work if you can get it… Johnny Depp can excessive sweat anytime, and he’d still be tops on our Hollywood list.
Johnny Depp Rock'n'Roll Excessive Sweating
Sweaty Johnny Depp was given a guitar by his mom when he was 12 and Depp began breaking a sweat playing in an American tradition, garage bands. Johnny Depp, in turn, has always been a romantic, proof being that even back then his first band was in honor of his girlfriend, Meredith.
Johnny Depp dropped out of high school about a year after his parents got divorced to become a sweaty rock musician. Mr. Depp once explained on Inside the Actors Studio, that he tried to go back to school a few weeks later, but the principal of the school told him to follow his dream of being a musician. Wow, where did he go to school? The School of Rock?
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Sweating Adriana Lima is Just a Bit Leaky on the Red Carpet
0 Comments Published by Excessive Sweating May 19th, 2009 in Adriana Lima Sweating, Armpit Sweat Stains, Celebrity Sweating, Red Carpet Sweating, Sexy Sweating, Supermodel Sweating, Sweaty Armpits, Victoria's Secret Model Sweating.Petite sweating Adriana Lima isn’t really bursting at the seams here with perspiration, but we just wanted to do a post about her and obviously show some pictures of this hot, sweaty Brazilian unicorn. She’s simply all magic and wonder, with a face and a body too perfect for words, Adriana Lima rocks the red carpet, sweaty armpits and all…
Adriana Lima Sweating Her Sex Appeal
She’s got the face for the times… And, well, much, much more…
No Sweat Adriana Lima, Not So Subtle Beauty
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Teen Slick, Hayden Panettiere Excessively Sweating Her Face Off
0 Comments Published by Excessive Sweating May 12th, 2009 in Celebrity Sweating, Celebrity Workout Perspiration, Face Sweating, Hayden Panettiere Sweating, Heroes Sweating.Forever young, excessive perspiration teen cover girl, Hayden Panettiere loves to sweat… Ruling the sidewalk with her dog, washing away the years with her sweating, she looks totally like sweaty jailbait…
Hayden Panettiere Sweaty Purple
Sweaty Hayden Panettiere has many, many more years of playing teenage girls, which is great for her, because her undying cheerleader character, Claire Bennet, is not supposed to age (we don’t know how long Heroes will last however, it’s not been so good as of late).
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Excessive Sweating Crackhead Sings Like an Angel: Pete Doherty Kinda Rocks
0 Comments Published by Excessive Sweating March 21st, 2009 in Celebrity Excessive Sweating, Celebrity Sweating, Chest Sweating, Crackhead Sweating, Face Sweating, Faces of Meth, Head Sweating, Neck Sweating, Pete Doherty Sweating, Ruining Clothes, Sweating Face, Sweating Joker Face.Excessive Sweating Pete Doherty, besides being a sweating, shining example of British dental care, is one rolling and talented rockstar…
Drug Addict has Other Talents: Like Sweating into Tomorrow
You can’t simply judge him through the cloudy lenses of his tumultuous relationship with Kate Moss, his constantly sweating appearance on stage and/or his drug addiction, you really have to listen to the subtlety and complexity of his music and lyrics.
If you’re not familiar with sweaty Pete, read on…
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Miley Cyrus Sweating it with Adult Boyfriend in Hillbilly Shorts
2 Comments Published by Excessive Sweating March 18th, 2009 in Action Sweatin, Booby Sweating, Chest Sweating, Disney Sweating, Justin Gaston Sweating, Miley Cyrus Sweating, Sweaty Activities, Sweaty Boobs, Underage Sweating.Sweaty Miley Cyrus, or Miley Ray Cyrus, otherwise known as future-Lindsay Lohan, stays true to her roots by running in cut-off denim shorts… Who jogs in denim? Who does anything to do with sweating or exercising in denim?
Sweating Miley Cyrus Jogs like Like Emboldened Disney Slave
Besides being dissed by Radiohead at the Grammies, and the whole annoying teen Christian Popstar thing (yes, an oxymoron), sweaty Miley Cyrus isn’t too retarded. She’s basically a normal 16 year old girl who’s richer than most people on Earth and some small countries, and well, makes a lot of normal teen girl mistakes…
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Beam Me Up Some Antiperspirant, William Shatner Excessive Sweats All Over Space
0 Comments Published by Excessive Sweating March 16th, 2009 in Armpit Sweat Stains, Captain Kirk Sweating, Celebrity Excessive Sweating, Celebrity Sweating, Chest Sweating, Excessive Armpit Sweating, Face Sweating, Star Trek Sweating, Sweaty Armpits, William Shatner Sweating.
Sweaty Clown Face Old William Shatner
In the future, overly dramatic, washed-up actors drown public appearances with their sweating…
Excessive sweating William Shatner, the famous “Captain kirk” from Star Trek, was perspiring bullets in public a while back (2007) at his book signing. Autographing is hard work! His book, “William Shatner Star Trek Academy: Collision Course,” and Mr. Shatner were at Book Soup in West Hollywood.
Sweaty Shatner of course, made some gossip headlines by not making the recent reboot of the Star Trek series by JJ Abrams and company. No sweat Leonard Nimoy, however, did make the new Star Trek movie.
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Excessive Sweating Armpits for Clooney Girlfriend, Lisa Snowdon
1 Comment Published by Excessive Sweating March 15th, 2009 in Armpit Sweat Stains, British Model Sweating, Celebrity Sweating, European Sweating, Excessive Armpit Sweating, Lisa Snowdon Sweating, Sweaty Armpits.
Excessive Sweating Armpits In Red by Lisan Snowdon
Miss Lisa Snowdon, is that nervous sweating? Or is it fear-of-getting-too-old for modeling excessive armpit sweat? We kid, she looks great! Even with all of that British sweating.
For those of you in the United States, Lisa Snowdon is a 37 year old sweaty English model and television personality (televisions have personalities?).
Sweaty Snowdon (originally started life out as Snawdon) has of late began work as a radio host with Johnny Vaughan, presenting the breakfast show, on London’s Capital 95.8, replacing Denise Van Outen. Of course, she’s also one of the TV personalities and the supermodel host of the reality television show Britain’s Next Top Model, since 2006, and the previous love interest of George Clooney (they’ve had an on and off relationship for quite some time).
We love this sweaty bird! More sexy Lisa Snowdon pics after the jump…
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Super Sweaty Super Model Miranda Kerr Debuts Her Sweating Pits
1 Comment Published by Excessive Sweating March 11th, 2009 in Celebrity Sweating, Excessive Armpit Sweating, Excessive Sweating Advertising, Excessive Sweating Photo Shoot, Fashion Sweating, Miranda Kerr Sweating, Sexy Sweating, Supermodel Sweating, Sweaty Armpits, Victoria's Secret Model Sweating.
Victoria's Excessive Sweating Armpits: Miranda Kerr Sweats In The Grove
Victoria’s Secret at The Grove showed off some armpit sweating with perspiring Miranda Kerr on Tuesday, March 10th. The sweaty Victoria’s Secret launch event in Los Angeles was dedicated to no stranger to sweating, Pink’s cosmetics line. Ah, celebrities and their products… Can’t they just entertain?
Miranda Kerr Showing Some Leaky Sweaty Armpits
So sweaty but so impossibly cute…
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Keira Excessive Sweating Knightley Near You
1 Comment Published by Excessive Sweating February 28th, 2009 in Armpit Sweat Stains, Celebrity Sweating, European Sweating, Keira Knightley Sweating, Red Carpet Sweating, Sweat Stains, Sweaty Armpits.Excessive sweating skin on bones, Keira Knightley, just can’t put a stop to the underarm sweating, you’d think being supposedly the second highest paid sweaty celebrity actress would allow her the luxury of some decent antiperspirant…
Keira Knightley Sweating Through the Darkest of Colors
We want to really like sweaty armpits Keira Knightley, we really do… But every time the camera moves away from her magnificent head and onto her sweaty skeletal body, we feel a deep emptiness inside…
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Kym Marsh Pits Her Sweating into the World
1 Comment Published by Excessive Sweating February 18th, 2009 in Armpit Sweat Stains, Celebrity Sweating, Excessive Armpit Sweating, Kym Marsh Sweating, Sweat Stains, Sweaty Armpits.
Kym Marsh Swamp Armpit Sweat
Sweats a lot Kym Marsh is somebody famous over there on that weird little island called Great Britian… We really don’t have any clue about a quarter of the stuff that goes on over there, but we do know those limeys have a lot of sweaty celebrities.
Public sweating victim, Kym Marsh, from what we do know is on of those forgettable double threats (acting and singing, oh my god!).
Swampy armpits, Kimberley Gail Marsh, (born 13 June 1976 in Whiston, Merseyside) first came into the public eye in 2001 after appearing as a contestant on ITV’s talent show Popstars. She made it to the finals round for the band Hear’Say along with four others. Kym, however, left the group in 2002 and currently plays Michelle Connor in the long-running soap opera Coronation Street.
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Resident Sweaty Milla Jovovich has Evil Perspiration
1 Comment Published by Excessive Sweating February 14th, 2009 in Armpit Sweat Stains, Celebrity Sweating, Excessive Sweating Photo Shoot, Milla Jovovich Sweating, Sweat Stains, Sweaty Armpits, Sweaty Star.Zombie-killing, perspiration pits, Milla Jovovich just can’t keep the monster sweat glands at bay any longer. But she’s still adorable with her sweaty armpits, that uncompromising smile and those alien good looks. She can get extra sweaty with us or beam us up anytime…
Milla Jovovich Sweating Residentially Out in the Wild
Sweaty Milla, while not the best at chosing roles, is still on the A-list for her part in the Resident Evil movies.
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Excessively Lovely Halle Berry Excessive Perspiration in Orange
6 Comments Published by Excessive Sweating January 22nd, 2009 in Armpit Sweat Stains, Celebrity Sweating, Halle Berry Sweating, Sexy Sweating, Sweaty Armpits.Oh, damp, sweating orange never looked so good. Sweaty Halle Berry is some kind of Hollywood wonderful, a very sweaty wonderful sometimes.
Halle Berry Sweating Armpits Say Hello
Excessive sweating of the armpits… No one’s perfect, Halle Berry you’re pretty darn close girlfriend.
The Dry No Sweating Halle Berry Can Tie Us Up Any Time
Sweaty Halle Maria Berry of course was a former fashion model, and beauty queen (runner-up for Miss USA in 1986 and winning the Miss USA World 1986 title). She isn’t just a sweating beauty however, as Halle Berry has received Emmy, Golden Globe awards, and an Academy Award for Best Actress in 2001 for Monster’s Ball.
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Slippery When Excessive Sweating: Marisa Miller is one Sexy Exxon Valdez
3 Comments Published by Excessive Sweating January 18th, 2009 in Celebrity Sweating, Chest Sweating, Fashion Sweating, Marissa Miller Sweating, Maxim Cover Girl Sweating, Sexy Sweating, Supermodel Sweating, Sweaty Boobs, Victoria's Secret Model Sweating.Sweaty Marisa Bertetta, now known as Marisa Miller, is from Southern California, Santa Cruz to be exact. Of course, if you’re a male (or a certain kind of lesbian), you know her well, perhaps too well. This barbie made to look excessively sweaty has had an amazing 2008, we see good things for 2009 for her, especially if she continues with this sweaty look…
Marisa Miller Sexy Fake Excessive Sweating
Sweat-loving Marisa Miller scouted at the ripe age of 16 strolling a San Francisco café by two Italian modeling agents (where do we sign up for such jobs?). She discussed it with her mom, Krista Bertetta, and was on her way to Italy, with her mother some weeks later.
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Danny Jones’ Sweating Armpit Rocks More than McFly
2 Comments Published by Excessive Sweating January 16th, 2009 in Armpit Sweat Stains, Celebrity Sweating, Danny Jones Sweating, Excessive Armpit Sweating, Failing Popster Sweat, Fratboy Excessive Sweating, McFly Sweating, Popstar Sweating, Sweat Stained, Sweaty Armpits.Excessively sweaty Danny Jones of British pop band McFly, totally rocks brah. This sweaty douche bag has the musical significance of a wood tick sucking blood from Kurt Cobain’s sweaty cat (the one he trapped in his chimney, not Courtney). Seriously, are pathetic love songs with whiny vocals the only genre known to man?
If Only Sweaty Armpits Could Sing and Play Guitar
This guy might as well be from Orange County, cause he sucks like the suburbs suck, like Gavin Rossdale from Bush sucked, like all that has ever sucked in the past… Oh, this guy, and McFly sucks like a huge vapid black hole of sucking, a whole gigantic vortex of nothingness sucking, but somehow sweating while sucking.
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Cameron Diaz Excessive Sweating All Over Hollywood
4 Comments Published by Excessive Sweating January 5th, 2009 in Cameron Diaz Sweating, Celebrity Excessive Sweating, Celebrity Sweating, Excessive Armpit Sweating, Party Excessive Sweating, Party Sweat, Star Hyperhidrosis, Sweat Stained, Sweat Stains, Sweaty Armpits.Excessive sweating, miss-ghost-of-romantic-comedies-past, Cameron Diaz just can’t kiss the sweating goodbye, as she sweats all over Hollywood. It’s ironic that for someone who’s OCD and is incredibly germophobic, she just can’t control her armpit sweating, staining all of the Hollywood events she goes to.
Cameron Diaz Excessive Sweating But Looking Cute
Not OCD about the excessive sweating…
Cameron Diaz Excessive Sweating All Over Hollywood
With all of the sweating and not necessarily in the limelight too much, sweaty Cameron Diaz still manages to really rake in the Hollywood money.
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Carol Vorderman Excessively Sweats for Sketchy Loans
2 Comments Published by Excessive Sweating December 24th, 2008 in Armpit Sweat Stains, Carol Vorderman Sweating, Celebrity Sweating, Excessive Armpit Sweating, Party Excessive Sweating, Party Sweat, Sweat Stained, Sweat Stains, Sweaty Armpits.
Carol Vorderman Sweating a Hollywood Party
Across the pond, over here in America, we don’t really know why certain sweaty British people become famous. Sweating Carol Vorderman is some sort of English journalist, businesswoman and television presenter, but is really famous for co-hosting the popular British Channel 4 game show Countdown. The sweaty-pits star co-hosted Countdown starting from November 2nd, 1982, until very recently, 12 December 2008.
How did perspiration pits become a co-host of a major TV show?
Sweaty Carol Vorderman’s mother, yes, her mother, found an ad in the local paper seeking a woman with good mathematical skills (yes, very rare, we kid, we kid) to appear as co-host on a quiz show. So Momma submitted an application on behalf of her sweaty offspring.
Yes, all entertainment careers start with the mother, you didn’t know that?
So at age 21, Vorderman made her name on Countdown, with the help of mom, co-hosting with Richard Whiteley. She of course, went on to be the face of the show… And she is a sweaty cutey.
But what about those sketchy loans?
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America Ferrera Sweating Herself Swamp Green
1 Comment Published by Excessive Sweating December 15th, 2008 in Celebrity Sweating, Excessive Armpit Sweating, Latina Sweating, Latino Sweating, Sweating America Ferrera, Sweaty America Ferrera, Sweaty Armpits, Ugly Betty Sweating.Sweaty Ugly Betty, really isn’t so ugly, especially these days, but she is excessive sweating all over the place, just an unlimited source of sweat and fortunately for her and all of us, talent…
America Ferrera Sweating Herself Swamp Green
Sweaty America Ferrera goes to school at USC (University of Southern California), and she’s studying “international relations.” Well, we think antiperspirant is a not a bad way to start some international relations right.
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Sweaty Juliette Lewis, Too Classy for Antiperspirant
2 Comments Published by Excessive Sweating December 13th, 2008 in Armpit Sweat Stains, Brad Pitt, Celebrity Sweating, Excessive Armpit Sweating, Star Hyperhidrosis, Sweaty Armpits, juliette lewis sweating.Excessive sweating Juliette Lewis has done over 40 movies (films and made-for-TV), been nominated for an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actress in 1992, and is even a Scientologist, but she can’t control her armpit sweating. It’s called antiperspirant darling…
Juliette Lewis Too Classy for Antiperspirant
Juliette Lewis sweaty pits, is sort of known for her weird personality (no, not the Scientology), and of course, her sweaty very public armpits. She was opposite of Brad Pitt in Kalifornia, and, which perhaps led her to be cast in a similar role as Mallory Knox opposite Woody Harrelson in Natural Born Killers. She totally kills us with those perspiration pits.
Juliette Lewis is a Red Sweaty Pimple About to Explode
Brad Pitt, you’ve gone so far from the above…
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