Archive for January, 2007

Fergie’s a body fluids terrorist in a post 9-11 world! Sweaty Pop Star Terror!

Ferga-licious was sweaty-tastic at a recent concert as reported by many sources. Some say it was, gasp, pee. I speculate it’s an accumulation of some really heavy sweating. It’s really hard to dance, sing and rap, especially when some black [...]

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The hills are alive with the sound of heavy sweating!

Blonde wrapper, uh, rapper Pink either has a problem lactating on stage or a nasty boob sweating problem… Either way, I think there’s star sweat up there in them there hills and tell you what, it ain’t pretty, it’s Pink.
Pink reportedly got so ‘wrapped’ up [...]

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Mischa Barton heavily sweats because she knows her career is over before it’s ever really begun. Celebrity handler? Not even a babysitter for celebrities could fix your career, it’s like totally over.

Mischa Barton was wetter than a Slip’n’Slide in New York, but I seriously doubt she was as much fun (but probably gets [...]

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She’s one excessively sweaty tootsie roll. Oh sweaty tootsie roll. Fantasia’s training for overly perspiring abject performer of the year.

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Al Gore’s got a perspiration problem, and the world is heating up.

As reported by Jossip,
the former vice president was giving a speech at a book signing when global warming took over Mr. Gore’s forehead, causing monsoon-like perspiration on his forehead and hands…
Jossip later called Gore’s excessive sweating moment, “Brandon Davis-like.” Poor Al Gore, [...]

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Oh the poor sweating zombies, one sweatless, pathetic and soulless dance on table to rule them all!

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