Monthly Archives: January 2007

A River Runs Through Fergie!

By Excessive Sweating | Published: January 22, 2007
Fergie’s a body fluids terrorist in a post 9-11 world! Sweaty Pop Star Terror! Ferga-licious was sweaty-tastic at a recent concert as reported by many sources. Some say it was, gasp, pee. I speculate it’s an accumulation of some really heavy sweating. It’s really hard to dance, sing and rap, especially when some black guy [...]
Posted in Celebrity Excessive Sweating, Celebrity Sweating, Fergie Sweating, Inconvenient Sweating, Performance Sweating, Star Hyperhidrosis | 4 Comments

Sweaty Green is the New Pink!

By Excessive Sweating | Published: January 19, 2007
The hills are alive with the sound of heavy sweating! Blonde wrapper, uh, rapper Pink either has a problem lactating on stage or a nasty boob sweating problem… Either way, I think there’s star sweat up there in them there hills and tell you what, it ain’t pretty, it’s Pink. Pink reportedly got so ‘wrapped’ [...]
Posted in Celebrity Excessive Sweating, Celebrity Sweating, Inconvenient Sweating, Pink Perspiration, Star Hyperhidrosis, Sweaty Boobs | 4 Comments

It’s HOT in the O.C., Even When You’re in New York – Mischa Barton Sweats…

By Excessive Sweating | Published: January 15, 2007
Mischa Barton heavily sweats because she knows her career is over before it’s ever really begun. Celebrity handler? Not even a babysitter for celebrities could fix your career, it’s like totally over. Mischa Barton was wetter than a Slip’n'Slide in New York, but I seriously doubt she was as much fun (but probably gets more [...]
Posted in Celebrity Excessive Sweating, Celebrity Sweating, OC Sweating, Star Hyperhidrosis | 4 Comments

Antiperspirant Company’s Fantasy: Fantasia

By Excessive Sweating | Published: January 12, 2007
She’s one excessively sweaty tootsie roll. Oh sweaty tootsie roll. Fantasia’s training for overly perspiring abject performer of the year. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
Posted in Celebrity Excessive Sweating, Celebrity Sweating, Fantasia Sweating, Inconvenient Sweating | 3 Comments

Al Gore’s Most Inconvenient Truth, Sweat?

By Excessive Sweating | Published: January 10, 2007
Al Gore’s got a perspiration problem, and the world is heating up. As reported by Jossip, the former vice president was giving a speech at a book signing when global warming took over Mr. Gore’s forehead, causing monsoon-like perspiration on his forehead and hands… Jossip later called Gore’s excessive sweating moment, “Brandon Davis-like.” Poor Al [...]
Posted in Al Gore Sweating, Celebrity Sweating, Inconvenient Sweating | 2 Comments

Paris Hilton Table-Top Dances to Stay Away from the Icky Sweating Masses!

By Excessive Sweating | Published: January 9, 2007
Oh the poor sweating zombies, one sweatless, pathetic and soulless dance on table to rule them all! Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
Posted in Celebrity Excessive Sweating, Fear of Sweat, Paris Hilton, Table Dancing | 7 Comments

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