Al Gore’s Most Inconvenient Truth, Sweat?
Published by admin January 10th, 2007 in Al Gore Sweating, Celebrity Sweating, Inconvenient Sweating.Al Gore’s got a perspiration problem, and the world is heating up.
As reported by Jossip,
the former vice president was giving a speech at a book signing when global warming took over Mr. Gore’s forehead, causing monsoon-like perspiration on his forehead and hands…
Jossip later called Gore’s excessive sweating moment, “Brandon Davis-like.” Poor Al Gore, once you go Hollywood, you run the risk of really, really unfair but infinitely funny comparisons… Needless to say, Al’s sweating problem hardly tarnishes the gold plating on his Oscar.
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Al Gore has a lot of “inconvenient truths.” Even though it’s always monsoon season in his armpits, that’s nothing compared to his “dancing.” At a certain point, people know themselves well enough to know their strengths and weaknesses. Al Gore however, just doesn’t realize that he looks like a slippery, sweaty white Gumby on the stage while dancing…
Well now, folks, in case you were not up on your Botox statistics, the single most requested proceedure in d.c. is (no, not impeachment) armpit Botox injections to reduce armpit sweat.
Kills those groovy photo ops. After all, our nation’s Capitol is deemed a “tropical climate”, by international ambassadorial regulations.
Yup, folks, more Botox gets shot into politicians (& journalists’) armpits than into desperate housewives’ faces.
No offense to your sponsor, but I find a similar product, called “Triple dry” to be quite effective. Maybe I’ll try it on my forehead one of these days.
Happy sweating, folks. Nifty site!