She’s one excessively sweaty tootsie roll. Oh sweaty tootsie roll. Fantasia’s training for overly perspiring abject performer of the year.

Fantasia, Fantasy of Sweat

In December Perez Hilton hitched his little blogg’n wagon that could to Fantasia, noting that she was quite the sweating fantasy during a recent concert.

Oh Fantasia, ‘saturated with perspiration, expired marathon runner‘ is just not a good look for a budding popstar of the people. Try not to sweat it babe, and you’ll be in the clear (also, try not to marry a Kevin Federline-type, that also helps a career, oh, no home videos either). And buy some good antiperpsirant yo.

American Idol contestants be warned, we’re watching all of you, but don’t sweat it.

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2 Responses to “Antiperspirant Company’s Fantasy: Fantasia”

  1. 1 GirlieSweat

    Cooch sweat but no nipple sweat? girl needs some full body antiperspirant.

  2. 2 Macie Somogyi

    You do know that antipersperant links to breast cancer. Well when you have kids you will realize how much you want to protect them…i dont have kids but i understand my mother. I am 13 years old and my mom is making me wear guys deoterant :( it is the most embarasing thing ever so if you wanna save me then maybe some companies should make actaul deoderant thats not going to kill me.

    plaese and thank you :)

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