Monthly Archives: March 2007

Multi-Billion Dollar Fratboy Nerd Steve Ballmer Has a Sweating / Image Problem

By Excessive Sweating | Published: March 29, 2007
Okay, so if you like have unlimited money and certainly, a lot of power, you’d think that you could control at least your sweating in public no? And certainly you could control your perspiration while talking to employees of one of the biggest companies in the world? Well, it seems when ‘over-lording’ over fellow nerds, [...]
Posted in Angry Nerd Ape Sweat, Celebrity Sweating, Corporate Perspiration, Microsoft CEO Sweat, Nerd Sweating, Steve Ballmer Perspiration | 3 Comments

Kelly Osbourne, Remember The Alamo?

By Excessive Sweating | Published: March 26, 2007
‘What you say?’ does Kelly Osbourne have to do with the Alamo? Nothing really, except that her dad peed on the Alamo and caused ‘some kinda ruckus’ down there in Texas. We tried to think of something, really we did, for like a super long time… Anyways, Kelly Osbourne has some kinda sweating problem and [...]
Posted in Celebrity Excessive Sweating, Celebrity Sweating, Expensive Sweating, Inconvenient Sweating, Kelly Osbourne Sweating, Ruining Clothes, Sweaty Star | 8 Comments

Anna Kournikova Extreme Workout Sweat

By Excessive Sweating | Published: March 21, 2007
Anna Kournikova should use her excess sweating in her first talent, guy magazine photo shoots. Psuedo tennis star, accidental celebrity Anna Kournikova was spotted recently after some sort of rigorous workout excessively sweating. The “talented” tennis underachiever can really let some fluids out. However, hot Russian heavy sweating is somewhat excused, she is an athlete, [...]
Posted in Anna Kournikova Sweating, Celebrity Athlete Sweating, Celebrity Excessive Sweating, Celebrity Sweating, Russian Tennis Star Sweat | 4 Comments

Britney Spears Leakage

By Excessive Sweating | Published: March 19, 2007
Britney Spears just can’t keep anything inside. Britney’s “inner turmoil” is ‘busting out’ in every which way that is practically possible. We don’t think she needs a posh treatment center, she needs a spiritual physicist of sorts to get her sweating and wayward particles aligned and most importantly, contained. In an April of 2006 posting, [...]
Posted in Britney Spears Sweating, Celebrity Sweating, Inconvenient Sweating, Sweaty Boobs, Sweaty Star | 3 Comments

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