Multi-Billion Dollar Fratboy Nerd Steve Ballmer Has a Sweating / Image Problem
Published by admin March 29th, 2007 in Angry Nerd Ape Sweat, Celebrity Sweating, Corporate Perspiration, Microsoft CEO Sweat, Nerd Sweating, Steve Ballmer Perspiration.Okay, so if you like have unlimited money and certainly, a lot of power, you’d think that you could control at least your sweating in public no? And certainly you could control your perspiration while talking to employees of one of the biggest companies in the world? Well, it seems when ‘over-lording’ over fellow nerds, Steve Ballmr just can’t control anything, especially his over sweating…
Microsoft has a huge image problem and the Steve Ballmer viral videos just aren’t helping. The below video basically proves that yes, indeed, we do come from monkeys (sweaty monkeys even), some of us more so then others…
Here’s the sweaty monkey part. Notice the scowl and concentration on his face. Can you say faulty programming? Can you say, restart the computer? We think if people didn’t start clapping, sweaty Steve would of started throwing major feces. Developers!
Microsoft, a monopoly of sweaty fools. Developers!
NOTE: Yes, billion-dollar perspiring nerds are celebrities, especially today with the culture of dispersed media and a very powerful internet (or ‘internets’ as your local Republican representative would say).
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Ewwww. Look at all that sweat. Gross. Microsoft sucks and their new operating system is horrible. What a ripoff. Five years of programmers sweating their ass off to get Vista out and this is what we get? So lame.
Microsoft, you may perspire money, but you bleed sweat, there’s just no soul to your products.
omg. i can’t get over it. that dude is sweating out of every orifice! i can only imagine the front row of the audience using their freebie folders and microsoft propaganda papers to shield themselves from the sweat flinging off this guy! dude needs to BATHE in a seriously potent antiperspirant.
You can imagine the odour in that room, especially the front row!