Archive for April, 2007
Jessica Alba is a Sexy Sweaty Mess, But Victoria’s Secret Doesn’t Care…
1 Comment Published April 30th, 2007 in Celebrity Sweating, Celebrity Workout Perspiration, Jessica Alba Sweating, Performance Sweating, Perspiring Abs, Sweaty Boobs.Victoria’s Secret has proclaimed Jessica Alba (note the sweaty post-workout version of Jessica Alba below) as this years “sexiest actress.” We didn’t know she did any “acting.” Did you? However, she is quite fetching, even in all of her over perspiring glory. Jessica Alba, you will always be one of our [...]
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Ashlee Simpson, Part 2: Lip-Synching Sweat with Monstrous Tongue
4 Comments Published April 25th, 2007 in Ashlee Simpson Sweating, Celebrity Excessive Sweating, Celebrity Sweating, Pete Wentz, Sexy Sweating, Star Hyperhidrosis, Sweaty Boobs, Sweaty Star.Ashlee oh-my-god-my-boobs-will-never-be-big-enough Simpson just loves to taste the sweaty air around her. Yes, we are scared, impressed and intrigued by Ashlee Simpson’s tongue and her sweaty wetness as well. In this update to our recent Ashlee Simpson sweat-a-lot post, Miss Simpson shows us how truly charming she is:
Ashlee, we know it’s tough to [...]
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Sweating and Swearing, Alec Baldwin Smiles, Hiding the Ferocious Terror Within
3 Comments Published April 23rd, 2007 in Alec Baldwin Sweating, Angry Celebrity Sweating, Celebrity Excessive Sweating, Celebrity Sweating, Sweaty Celebrity Parenting.Alec Baldwin is an angry, sweaty and steaming man who says, “I’ve made an ass, of myself,” reportedly for the “last time,” in his daughter’s voicemail. Some how, we really don’t think this is the last time… TMZ has a voicemail of sweaty Alec going bananas addressing his eleven year old daughter (maybe twelve [...]
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Where Streets Have No Sweat, Bono Wants to Take Shelter from Himself
4 Comments Published April 17th, 2007 in Bono Sweating, Celebrity Excessive Sweating, Celebrity Sweating, Philanthropist Perspiration, Star Hyperhidrosis, Sweaty Star, U2, U2 Sweating.Thick pockets Bono, who’s band was once half of Ireland’s economy, is excessively sweating while talking to an old, rich white dude with money (probably). Oh Mr. Successful Capitalist, important old white dude, give my organization some money, please, and excuse my extreme arena rock sweating!
Needy palms Bono, who has never been documented giving [...]
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Grey’s Sweaty Anatomy, Katherine Heigl Highlights Her Assets
5 Comments Published April 16th, 2007 in Celebrity Excessive Sweating, Celebrity Sweating, Inconvenient Sweating, Katherine Heigl Sweating, Star Hyperhidrosis, Sweaty Boobs, Sweaty Star.Dr. Izzy Stevens, Glamazon with intent, Katherine Heigl, has some leaky fun bags or some sweaty “sugar tits,” as everyone’s favorite creepy religious uncle, Mel Gibson likes to say. It’s like super tough to be at the Emmys and negotiate contracts with networks after you’ve become one of TV’s it girls.
Word of wisdom girlfriend, [...]
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Is Jessica Simpson Hiding Her Sweating with Big Sweaters?
7 Comments Published April 15th, 2007 in Camera Sweating, Celebrity Sweating, Jessica Simpson Sweating, Sexy Sweating, Sweaty Activities, Sweaty Star.US Magazine reports that last year, during the last throes of a sweaty, hot summer and the early beginnings of a warm fall, miss born to be desktop wallpaper, Jessica Simpson wore some rather curious clothes. What dare say, is Miss Simpson hiding? Well, after seeing her significance-seeking, antiperspirant-busting sister, Ashlee Simpson in [...]
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Britney Spears Auditions for 3 Roles in a Modern Remake of the Adams Family
3 Comments Published April 8th, 2007 in Britney Spears Sweating, Celebrity Excessive Sweating, Celebrity Sweating, Inconvenient Sweating, Kevin Federline, Star Hyperhidrosis, Sweaty Star.Retarded distant southern relative, who’s jail bait, excessively sweating “Cousin It” who’s pregnant and a meaningless “Uncle Fester” are the roles that are destined for sweaty, has-been Britney.
Oh Britney, why must you constantly turn “white trash wins lottery” into a modern day ‘bible of fame?’ And you’d think, with unlimited money, time and [...]
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Snort Paris Hilton’s Sweat-Proof Armpits
3 Comments Published April 6th, 2007 in Celebrity Sweating, Fear of Sweat, Paris Hilton, Tacky Deodorant, Tacky Sweat Prevention, White Armpits.In an update to our recent post, “Paris Hilton Really Likes Flaky White Stuff,” we’ve found this pic of the fiercely deodorized Hilton armpit. Weird party, huh Paris?
There’s either an antiperspirant party in Paris Hilton’s armpits or this is Paris’ truly charming and inspired way of hiding her ‘Columbian.’ Coke makes us feel [...]
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Ashlee Simpson Lip-Synching Sweat
9 Comments Published April 4th, 2007 in Ashlee Simpson Sweating, Celebrity Excessive Sweating, Celebrity Sweating, Lip-Synch Sweat, Performance Sweating, Star Hyperhidrosis, Sweaty Star.Yes, I would I agree with those who think that Ashlee Simpson looks, like, really good here. One would almost say, ‘glowing’ rather then sweating…
Some people can pull off a little excessive sweating here and there, especially those of us who are ‘paid to look good’. Lip-synching is like super hard dude, especially [...]
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Paris Hilton Really Likes Flaky White Stuff
4 Comments Published April 2nd, 2007 in Celebrity Sweating, Fear of Sweat, Paris Hilton, Tacky Sweat Prevention.As we have reported in our very first Celebrity Sweating post, Paris Hilton has a certain fear of sweating, specifically, other people’s perspiration (OPP if you want to be Hip Hop about it). But now it seems she really needs to pound the antiperspirant or deodorant on for fear of her very own perspiration. [...]
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