Snort Paris Hilton’s Sweat-Proof Armpits
Published by admin April 6th, 2007 in Celebrity Sweating, Fear of Sweat, Paris Hilton, Tacky Deodorant, Tacky Sweat Prevention, White Armpits.In an update to our recent post, “Paris Hilton Really Likes Flaky White Stuff,” we’ve found this pic of the fiercely deodorized Hilton armpit. Weird party, huh Paris?
There’s either an antiperspirant party in Paris Hilton’s armpits or this is Paris’ truly charming and inspired way of hiding her ‘Columbian.’ Coke makes us feel dry too Paris.
(Paris tells us that’s it’s “fair-trade” powder, only “imported by South American middle class virgins.” Well, actually she didn’t tell us that, of course we’re just assuming the best…)
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Whoah, she shoulda of used a roll-on antiperspirant like MegaDry. But you guys obviously know about that stuff since they advertise on this blog… Awesome work by the way, super funny ’sweaty’ humor…
Is it me, or does that armpit really look like a coke pit? Either way, no sweat is gonna come out of that armpit.
paris needs to ditch the caked on deodorant and get some better, CLEAR antiperspirant. seriously, how can celebrities be so clueless?