Britney Spears Auditions for 3 Roles in a Modern Remake of the Adams Family
Published by admin April 8th, 2007 in Britney Spears Sweating, Celebrity Excessive Sweating, Celebrity Sweating, Inconvenient Sweating, Kevin Federline, Star Hyperhidrosis, Sweaty Star.Retarded distant southern relative, who’s jail bait, excessively sweating “Cousin It” who’s pregnant and a meaningless “Uncle Fester” are the roles that are destined for sweaty, has-been Britney.
Oh Britney, why must you constantly turn “white trash wins lottery” into a modern day ‘bible of fame?’ And you’d think, with unlimited money, time and means you could at least keep your sweating at bay, or hidden at the least…
Britney Spears levee’s have totally busted and we are awash in the sweaty sess pool and the aftermath of a life less thought through but of a life over-pampered and falsely advertised. Oh Britney, you sweaty ex-teen star, you sold and advertised your virginity for Stardom and now that reality has settled in, you’re a hairless, sweaty and needy falling star.
Your infamous former husband Kevin Federline has fallen with more grace and less public sweating then you. You, like New Orleans, were both shiny stars that have become disasters made from false advertising and foolish pretenses. The levees broke and the lies have ultimately turned into tragedies. Now we are drowning in a flood of ‘white trash wins lottery.’
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yikes. so depressing… well, she should try wearing black because the pit stains won’t show up! ah-ha. you never see goths with sweat stains!
Yes D,
Goths have enough problems without sweat attaching to their ‘darkness.’
Celebrity Sweating
I don’t know if I’d see this particular remake of the Adam’s Family. Maybe the Broadway play. Either way, sweaty, trashy Britney Spears is so over.