Where Streets Have No Sweat, Bono Wants to Take Shelter from Himself
Published by admin April 17th, 2007 in Bono Sweating, Celebrity Excessive Sweating, Celebrity Sweating, Philanthropist Perspiration, Star Hyperhidrosis, Sweaty Star, U2, U2 Sweating.Thick pockets Bono, who’s band was once half of Ireland’s economy, is excessively sweating while talking to an old, rich white dude with money (probably). Oh Mr. Successful Capitalist, important old white dude, give my organization some money, please, and excuse my extreme arena rock sweating!
Needy palms Bono, who has never been documented giving any of his own money away for anything, needs some serious antiperspirant for all the serious issues he’s working on around the world. You’d think this globe-trotting superstar could send an assistant out to go by some antiperspirant for his excessive sweating. Possibly some “Red” antiperspirant. Now that’s an idea baby, pass on some red sunglasses Bono to Celebrity Sweating…
Africa called, stop using the whole continent as a vehicle for your personal sweaty martyrdom, it’s been done and by the way, there are many countries in Africa and some of them are doing fine Mr. Bono.
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4 Responses to “Where Streets Have No Sweat, Bono Wants to Take Shelter from Himself”
- 1 Pingback on Nov 2nd, 2007 at 8:01 pm
Oh Bono, You have a major Christ complex. But in the end, your sweaty-self, does some major good around the world.
The guy shaking his hand is getting a fistfull of sweat, mmm. Another case of sweaty-man so bad i can smell him through my monitor. are celebrities too busy to get some stronger antiperspirant!?
Ew, Bono excessive sweating, like so gross man. What about the luck of the Irish? Well, he is fabulously rich, to bad he sweats like a naked and lost leprachaun in South Central LA.
Bono, you sweaty taker you.