There’s a Party in Lindsay Lohan’s Sweaty Pants?
Published by admin May 8th, 2007 in Celebrity Sweating, Inconvenient Sweating, Lindsay Lohan Sweating, Party Accidant, Party Sweat, Sweaty Star.We’re not quite sure what this is, but of course, we think it could be interesting (meaning it could be celebrity sweating). Or do we just like to point out her crotch like “The Socialite Life” says in their post. It’s most likely a spilt drink, but maybe Lindsay Lohan has a sweating problem?
It’s not as if Lindsay doesn’t have enough problems, excessive sweating would be a relief for her and her ‘people.’ Reports are coming in that rehab was just a celebrity stunt at getting the public to think that she’s dealing with her partying problems and reports also that, well, Lindsay really has too much love to give. Below Lindsay’s passing some Columbian magic dust to one of Lohan’s drug buddies of the moment…
“In an average night Lindsay will do two and half grams of coke on her own. She doesn’t buy it—she is given it by friends and acquaintances, and it turns her into an angry monster. I have watched many a time Lindsay treating her staff like crap.”
In the above bathroom photo, a dilated Lindsay Lohan looks on, waiting for the next hit of the party powder. Oh Lindsay, why couldn’t you just have a sweating problem? Instead you have to all crackhead in the gossip mags. Below, Lindsay Lohan looks introspective realizes the truth and power of the White Horse and wants to ride forever.
Lindsay Lohan in a moment of prayer, in the church of celebrity, imbetween white horses…
Below, heated drug and sweat fueled discussion about the treatment of cocaine workers in South America (not).
And finally, more evidence, the White Horse does indeed poop, often times on sweaty celebrities.
“When she is on coke, which is most of the time, all the attention has to be on her. I have lost count of the number of times I have watched as she stripped naked in front of everyone. Then she loves to check herself out in the mirror as she parades around with her boobs hanging out. One night we had gone back to her place and, as always, as soon as she walked through the door she stripped down to her thong, bent down and snorted cocaine off her coffee table and then off her toilet seat.”
Yes, we know Lindsay Lohan, you simply have too much love to give, we empathize. The same “friend” who’s been releasing the video, leaving the above quotes and has this further to say about Lindsay’s unquenchable desire:
“She has told me that she has slept with James Blunt, Jude Law, Calum Best, Joaquin Phoenix, Benicio Del Toro, Jared Leto and James Franco,” admitted the friend. “She loves Brits and has told me she has slept with the singer James Blunt a few times over the past month. The last time was on April 15 after another house party. I think they went back to a hotel together afterwards. She is very protective over him and when she heard I had met him she sent me a text saying, ‘Stay away from him Bitch, he is mine.’”
With friends dishing dirt like this, who needs stalkers? Et Tu Brute?
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I think that’s a stretch. That drunk pig probably just spilled her drink all over herself. The pictures you have to get a hold of is from some kind of award show a year or two ago featuring sandra bullock and matthew mcconaughey as presenters. She was wearing a tank top with these huge sweaty pit stains in them. You have to really be sweating for those to show up in a tank top. Its a must see! Please try to find it!
Indeed Russell, it was a stretch… It was really just an excuse to get Lindsay Lohan into Celebrity Sweating, but don’t fear, we’ll find those pics for you.
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yeah, her crotch must have been doing ultra mega overtime to get that amount of sweat to show up outside jeans!