Juliette Lewis is fiercely sweating into major celebrity obscurity. A one time Hollywood ‘it’ girl, has some incredibly leaky armpits. Very much like the Salton Sea, Juliette Lewis’s career is a lifeless, salty wonder. How did it all come about? And how did it all go wrong? Now all that is left is a salty, sweaty cesspool.

Cape Sweat, Juliette Lewis Fades Clumsily, Perspiring Into Obscurity

A one time Brad Pitt speed bump, Juliette Lewis needs to wear some serious antiperspirant for her sweating problems. Go peaceably (with controlled sweating) into the night fading star…

One half of the photo from the TMZ special celebrity sweating section…

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4 Responses to “Cape Sweat, Juliette Lewis Fades Clumsily, Perspiring Into Obscurity”

  1. 1 russell

    Wow. Good one guys! Should I wretch now or wait ’til later? Come to think of it, I don’t think I can make it to the toilet. Gimme a chick who’s hot and I’ll lick every inch and forge every crevace of her in search of it ( see Katherine Heigl ). But you give me this creature with watery pits that probably smell like a combination of amonia and crab legs and I would opt to camp out in Tommy Lee’s bandana for a week instead! Find me Sandra Bullock from the MTV awards!!

  2. 2 Celebrity Sweating

    Hey Russell, you should help us write! Man, that’s some good stuff. We looked for hours for Sandra Bullock but couldn’t find the picks… However, we didn’t look from the MTV awards.

    Hopefully, the next sweaty entry will be a Bullock. We’re on it!

    Celebrity Sweating

  3. 3 GirlieSweat

    When will performers ever learn to stop wearing pit-hugging green t-shirts (remember fugie and pink?). Crappy wardrobing meets crappy genes as she dresses to flaunt her boundless sweating. Good thing at least the sweating is easily remedied with a good strong antiperspirant, but I think she might actually think the pit stains look hot. ugh

  4. 4 Guy wit Sweating Problem

    Brad Pitt’s come a long way from this. Sweaty Juliette Lewis, ah, remember she used to be somebody? Now she just sort of hangs around the edges fame. Being a celebrity had to be tough when the fame part dies…

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