Monthly Archives: June 2007

Morally Perfect Germans Won’t Let Sweaty Tom Cruise into their Untarnished Country

Completely sane, authentic and lovable, Tom Cruise sweats an embargo by the country of Germany. The Germans just don’t understand Scientology or why Tom Cruise is perspiring excessively lately (probably because his whole life is a frick’n sham?). Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Ghost of Romantic Comedies Past, Cameron Diaz Sweats Being Single

We know, we’ve used the title in a previous excessive perspiration post, but there really isn’t a better way to describe sweaty Cameron Diaz. What do you think of when you think of Cameron Diaz these days? What immediately comes to mind is she’s that Popstar’s unlikely ex-girlfriend and sweaty sex promoting aficionado. [...]
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The Horror, Jessica Biel Sweats Exessively on Screen

Not unaccustomed to the wet-look, Jessica Biel loves to look sweaty and frankly, we like it when she looks extra-lubed, especially in her own sweat and juices. Whether being chased by a chainsaw or being photographed for a magazine spread, Jessica Biel likes the look of having a sweating problem. Link or Bookmark to: Hide [...]
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All Excessive Perspiration and No Funk, Chris Martin Lets Loose

Gwyneth Paltrow’s baby’s daddy does the family’s share of sweating all by himself. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Excessive Madonna, Sweats Excessively in Her Old Age

Sweaty and waning in significance, Madonna has always been a chameleon, even adopting accents here and there. As of late however, the sweat seems to be of the excessive, post-menopausal variety (perhaps it’s her collection of pharmaceauticals in her medicine cabinet). Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Brooke Hogan’s Transvestite Sweaty Leg Chic

Spawn of the Hulk, sweaty Brooke Hogan should of stayed on reality TV instead of launching her failed transvestite popstar tour. Dressing like she sold her normal clothes for crack because no one would pay for sex, Brooke Hogan not only needs a new stylist, but also some kind of fierce antiperspirant for her [...]
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Elisha Cuthbert, Captivating Buttered Up with Extra Sweat

Sweating like she’s got a killer problem, Elisha Cuthbert likes to perspire on camera. Horror teen star can’t get a major hit, but she’s got no problem sweating it out on film. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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No Doubt Gwen Stefani Pimps Her Excessive Perspiration

We’re big fans, they’re aren’t many people who can combine watered-down wonder bread Hip Hop with Cholla aesthetic sensibilities and excessive wrapper popstar sweating. Is this just empty pop music or postmodernism? Ispomo(postmodernism) if you will, just a form of cultural colonialism? Steal and repackage for the impressionable teenage masses? Eh, [...]
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Alyssa Milano Wants to be the Exxon Valdez of Excessive Sweat Chic

Who’s the Boss Star, Turned B-Movie Actress, Alyssa Milano Loves to Look Extra Sweaty, like all the time, in almost everything she does. Is it a desperate last attempt at relevance? Fame through sweaty wetness? If you’re losing the war on mass consciousness, we guess you should try every single weapon in [...]
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Jack Nicholson is One Excessively Sweaty Bloated Banana

We love Jack Nicholson, even an absurdly sweating Nicholson, we really do, and we give you the following picture with the most sincere affection for the Jack, sweaty granpa mess that he is. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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The Sexy, Sweat-Stained Pole Vault Star; Allison Stokke, Her Immoral Daddy Lawyer and The Evil Internet Tubes

Oh, the internets they are a something, especially when it comes to sweat-inducing irony of the sordid kind. Meet ever perspiring Allison Stokke, she’s a sweaty upper middle class kid from Orange County, California. There’s a farce of TV show about where’s she’s from, what was the name of it again? Allison Stokke is [...]
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