We love Jack Nicholson, even an absurdly sweating Nicholson, we really do, and we give you the following picture with the most sincere affection for the Jack, sweaty granpa mess that he is.

Jack Nicholson is One Excessively Sweaty Bloated Banana


Oh, just look at him. We don’t think we’ve ever seen a golfer more jolly, more yellow, then sweaty St. Nicholson. Well fed and loving life, excessively perspiring your last years away, you’re a picture of success! We loved you in The Departed, we also wanted to be your character - just for a little while… A mountain of coke and two hot broads, you’ve come a long way baby. Drink a lot of water Jack, old people like yourselves tend to dehydrate easily, especially you’re over sweating like nudist at the wrong beach.

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