Excessive Madonna, Sweats Excessively in Her Old Age
Published by admin June 20th, 2007 in Celebrity Sweating, Madonna Sweating, Performance Sweating, Perspiring Abs, Sweaty Star.Sweaty and waning in significance, Madonna has always been a chameleon, even adopting accents here and there. As of late however, the sweat seems to be of the excessive, post-menopausal variety (perhaps it’s her collection of pharmaceauticals in her medicine cabinet).

Oh Madonna, you’re simply getting lame, you’re even being upstaged on the global theatre by Angelina Jolie. Madonna can’t even adopt babies correctly.
Justin Timberlake? Really? That’s who you’ve hired to reinvigorate your recording career? The white guy who actually wants to be the suburban, noncontroversial version of Michael Jackson? You couldn’t call up someone with real credibility? Someone who doesn’t advertise date-rape at a Super Bowl? You used to glow in earlier popstar times, but now you just sort of sweat excessively…
Fade away quietly Madonna, fade away dryly, with reasonable, tasteful sweating…
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ohhhh please you miserable, sweaty son of a btich*
she is MADONNA
she will never fade or go away.
How sad. People like whichever sad creature had the urge to write this hate on Madonna because she’s more important than hm/her/it.
Awwwh.