Morally Perfect Germans Won’t Let Sweaty Tom Cruise into their Untarnished Country
Published by admin June 28th, 2007 in Celebrity Excessive Sweating, Celebrity Sweating, Star Hyperhidrosis, Sweaty Armpits, Tom Cruise Sweating.Completely sane, authentic and lovable, Tom Cruise sweats an embargo by the country of Germany. The Germans just don’t understand Scientology or why Tom Cruise is perspiring excessively lately (probably because his whole life is a frick’n sham?).
Jumping on couches, arranging fake marriages and magically spawning children really isn’t what it used to be. We think Tom Cruise is unraveling, and he’s showing it by sweating excessively, especially under his sweaty alien armpits. Tom Cruise needs to go back to the Scientology home world to recharge his batteries and shake off the rejection by the “sour krauts.”
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