Celebrity Sweating: Excessive people, excessive sweating.

L. Ron Hubbard sent Tom Cruise a message telling the freaky ex-superstar to “stop using antiperspirants as they will ruin your career and little, microscopic life forms will feed off of your fame, reducing you to a washed up cult freak.” We think the message was sent a little late. Dancing like [...]

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Forget global warming, John Mayer’s excessive sweating could sink Great Britian. Somewhere, an American Indian is crying while John Mayer continues to score insecure girls of a mental age of 13. In all reality, the polar ice caps are less of a danger to the world than the bland, hope-killing music this guy [...]

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Sweaty Kelly Monaco is a little miss April that could. Playmates seem to generally fizzle out, however Miss Monaco has had some real staying power. Not only can she flutter across our eyelids, but she can also dance like she’s got a score to settle with Jon the Baptist. Blessed [...]

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Useless celebrity hangers-on, sweaty bear Brandon Davis bounces checks to Girls Gone Wild, now that’s low man. Sweaty Bear can often be spotted at events wearing guido-like leather jackets, all the while excessively sweating like he’s going through some new age colon and skin pore cleansing. It’s really quite incredible, Mr. Davis loves [...]

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Just to follow our previous story about the commodification of celebrity sweating, we have a Spoof on stolen Paris Hilton excess sweat harvested from her fear induced perspiration soaked prison attire.
A civilian contractor at the Los Angeles County Jail has collected several vials of tainted socialite Paris Hilton’s perspiration, and intends to auction them online. [...]

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We really wish we had thought of this perspiration video and the excessive sweating product. Bottling celebrity sweat is just something weird. However, the internets was made for this stuff. In the world of sweaty possibilities, all sweaty possibilities exist.

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Russian Tennis Babe, former number one female tennis star, and quite possibly the world’s highest paid athlete ($100 million per year), Maria Sharapova is really, just getting started (can’t even really have a drink yet in most states). Excessively sweating Maria also really doesn’t mind looking like a russian barbie doll, dipped in olive [...]

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Squirt from the eighties, Kevin Bacon sweats excessively, in a moment of self-reflection. Sweaty Kevin Bacon’s six degrees away from everyone, so you’d think that he could get some fresh roles in Hollywood…

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Sweaty Shia Labeouf, in spite of the name, is really gonnna be like super huge, even though he’s kind of a twerp, but an endearing twerp. He’s in this summer’s biggest movie (biggest moneymaker that is so far) and like, the kid is likeable. When’s the last time anyone has felt that way [...]

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We knew that excessively sweating actress plus giant transforming computer generated warring robots is a winning box office formula, but we didn’t know Michael Bay and Stephen Spielberg knew. Transformers and their sexy sweating cast hauled in a $152 million domestic box office, which makes the cartoon based movie, the king so far of [...]

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Oh Miss Campbell, it’s really too bad you’re becoming less and less significant, because you’re a celebrity blogger’s wet, sweaty dream. Throwing cell phones, threatening to throw people out of cars, punching Italian Actresses and beating assistants with Blackberries, we’re in love.

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Maxim and FHM cover material, Kimberly Walsh loves to sweat it out, especially during shows. England likes to flood and so does Miss Walsh, especially when she’s on tour.

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