Oh Miss Campbell, it’s really too bad you’re becoming less and less significant, because you’re a celebrity blogger’s wet, sweaty dream. Throwing cell phones, threatening to throw people out of cars, punching Italian Actresses and beating assistants with Blackberries, we’re in love.

Ex-Supermodel Naomi Campbell Excessively Sweats About It


Fierce right? Yeah, we wouldn’t mess with that excessively sweating supermodel mess. Girlfriend, you are crazy, like in a clinical way. Miss Campbell has assaulted and threatened multiple assistants, one Italian actress (Yvonne Scio), two housekeepers and lastly one maid. Sweaty Naomi Campbell just can’t keep it together, so much so that even her law firm, Sullivan and Worcester has severed ties. All of this would definitely make us super sweaty. Below is a younger, more docile Naomi Campbell…

Younger, More Docile, Sweatless Naomi Campbell

How the beautiful have melted into a violent sweaty mess, like Iraq, no? Except that Iraq didn’t have weapons of mass destruction and Naomi Campbell is a weapon of mass erection and destruction. More model and less and less super…

Oh Miss Campbell, it’s really too bad you’re becoming less and less significant, because you’re a celebrity blogger’s wet, sweaty dream

Naomi Campbell, one crazy-ass, sweaty runway glamazon!

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1 Response to “Ex-Supermodel Naomi Campbell Wishes it is Still the 90’s, Excessively Sweats About It”

  1. 1 Guy wit Sweating Problem

    Sweat or no sweat, she’s just crazy. Sometimes you need a little crazy in your life. She would be the relationship equivalent of an amusement park, nice to visit but if you lived there, you’d end up excessively sweating your days with stress. You’ll end up like a Batman villian, happy but homicidal.

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