Maria Sharapova is a Shrieking, Sweating, and Bikini Triple Threat
Published by admin July 14th, 2007 in Celebrity Athlete Sweating, Maria Sharapova Sweating, Russian Tennis Star Sweat, Sexy Sweating, Sweaty Activities, Sweaty Armpits, Sweaty Legs.Russian Tennis Babe, former number one female tennis star, and quite possibly the world’s highest paid athlete ($100 million per year), Maria Sharapova is really, just getting started (can’t even really have a drink yet in most states). Excessively sweating Maria also really doesn’t mind looking like a russian barbie doll, dipped in olive oil.
While making her opponents tremble with a shriek that would wake up Jimmy Hoffa, Maria Shrapova exudes enough extra perspiration for all Wimbledon.
Even while training, Maria pours out the sweat. Ah, the fountain of youth…
In today’s sweaty athletic world, it’s simply not enough to be good, if you’re good and well, good looking, you get the added bonus of being extremely rich by selling out. Just ask David Beckham. You don’t even have to be that good, it’s all right to be good enough to compete and attractive like sweaty Anna Kournikova, who also has many a fat endorsement. However, we love Maria Sharapova. Love the shrieking, the illegal sign gestures from her father and coach, her sweating problem and her lovely bikinis…
Sports Illustrated, never one to dally off the sports path to stop and smell the roses (sarcasm). However, we’d like some sweaty bikini pics, but that’s just us, we’re obsessive about celebrity perspiration.
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13 Responses to “Maria Sharapova is a Shrieking, Sweating, and Bikini Triple Threat”
- 1 Pingback on Aug 20th, 2007 at 5:05 pm
She’s awesome, even super sweaty that she is…
I think athletes have always been sex symbols. They’ve always been ‘idolized’. Even excessively sweaty athletes are lovely.
I’ve heard that the Olympic Village is basically an sweaty, greasy orgy. Think about it, you have that many young, toned, fit people in a small radious and there has to be tons of action going on… It’s just natural, like sweating, no one should ever be ashamed of it.
I would literally lick the sweat off of every inch of that body, use her sweat-soaked panties to filter my coffee in the morning, then wear her sweaty ass as a hat. Need I say more?
Seriously, play tennis at her level and see how dry you are. Idiots.
Um, I don’t think these guys are dissing her because of her sweating? Are you just angry for the sake of being angry?
RE: “I would literally lick the sweat off of every inch of that body, use her sweat-soaked panties to filter my coffee in the morning, then wear her sweaty ass as a hat. Need I say more?”
Ew…!
I wonder how Maria Sharapova’s sweat smells and tastes like, esp. her underarm sweat……could be deliciously and pleasurably sour…hmmm…(sniff-sniff-slurp-slurp)
I love Maria Sharapova. She is my love-bird and I love her all the things.
I really feel love for Maria Sharapova in my heart and I know It would be not possible to get her in my life. I really believe I will get her in the next life after death. I Love your Maria.
She is so sexy I sleep with her
I love maria sharapova’s white and smooth underarms even if it is always wet because of playin tennis…also a great pleasure if i will be given a chance to lick it…
I love maria sharapova’s white and smooth underarms even if it is always wet because of playin tennis…also a great pleasure if i will be given a chance to lick it after a tennis match…probably tastes good!!