Excessive people, excessive sweating: Celebrity Sweating

Useless celebrity hangers-on, sweaty bear Brandon Davis bounces checks to Girls Gone Wild, now that’s low man. Sweaty Bear can often be spotted at events wearing guido-like leather jackets, all the while excessively sweating like he’s going through some new age colon and skin pore cleansing. It’s really quite incredible, Mr. Davis loves the sweaty hyperhidrosis look. Almost every photo you see of the little rich nobody, he’s perspiring like he just went into a sauna with his clothes on…

We call him ’sweaty bear,’ while others call him ‘greasy bear,’ while both are apt titles, we’re going to have to go with sweaty bear. Apparently Greasy/Sweaty Bear crashes parties. Fire Crotch Hater, Brandon Davis just isn’t wanted anywhere as friends like Stavros Niarchos denying that he ever could invite the useless son of rich man here.

The Greek shipping heir had evidently told Davis about the party and was already inside. But when staffers found Niarchos, he begged them to tell Davis that he wasn’t there, adding, “I didn’t invite him here, and I don’t really want to be around him.” Niarchos then joined the other revelers. Davis eventually made such a fuss that he was allowed in - and Niarchos beelined to a Details editor to apologize, adding, “You know I would never bring him here.”

Anyone notice the apparent beauty of an oil heir being called greasy bear and consistently excessively sweating like Joe Francis before his first shower in jail? That’s some intelligent design if there ever was, golly us.

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