Archive for August, 2007

Good God, if that gold sweaty thing wasn’t chasing after tennis balls it would eat you and your entire family!
Honestly, that was the first thought on all of our twisted minds when we saw the photo below of little known tennis pro, Beth Mattek. In quite possibly the worst photo of a relatively [...]

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Still closeted comedian and actor, Andy Dick, was seen with excessive sweating all over his shirt and young midwestern gay boys all over his drunk ass. If Andy Dick was in GOP politics, this kind behavior would be normal, but in the celebrity world, getting all sweaty with young boys in the middle of [...]

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The long and sweaty arm of the Maria Shrapova and Maroon 3.5 or 4 or 7 or whatever publicity machine, has spun into damage control overdrive like a cornered, sweaty pussy at Michael Vick’s house on dogfight night. Supposedly, the lead singer of Maroon 8 summed up making love to sweaty Maria Sharapova as [...]

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Why do we love picking on sweaty, portly Britney Spears? Do we like to kick dogs when they’re down too? Yes, we do actually and Britney Spears is doggone a damn easy target y’all.

She could be losing her little baby somethings to Mr. Federline after her baby’s nannies tell all at the custody [...]

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So we have to go with this excessive perspiration death story, it’s just too juicy to pass up and sometimes, celebrity can mean many different things. Besides, this comes from China and we really want to think globally with our Celebrity Sweating news.
A twenty year old excessive sweater, known only as Wu, opened up [...]

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Yeah, so we found this little gem of a DIY excessive sweating product promotional video on YouTube. The concept, Celebrity Sweating, was rather, how do you say in your country? Déjà vu oui? Familiar yes? We were like, why haven’t we made one of these Celebrity Sweating videos?

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Marc Anthony, who’s J-Lo’s sweaty lover of the moment, just helped add to the list of Jennifer Lopez bombs. El Cantante is the Gigli of summer of 2007. The movie is universally panned, even by the Latino community itself. In an old pic of the married couple, Marc Anthony excessively sweats like [...]

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The Simpsons Movie keeps on breaking records during one very sweaty box office summer. It opened with a $70 million domestic weekend, the strongest ever for an animated movie. Currently number 2 at the box office with $128 million domestic total after two weeks, The Simpsons Movie keeps kicking sweaty summer ass. [...]

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