Archive for August, 2007
Extremely Sweaty Gold Mess has a New Mascot in Beth Mattek
2 Comments Published August 30th, 2007 in American Tennis Star Sweat, Beth Mattek Sweating, Excessive Leg Sweating, Performance Sweating, Sweaty Activities, Sweaty Boobs, Sweaty Legs, Tennis Perspiration.Good God, if that gold sweaty thing wasn’t chasing after tennis balls it would eat you and your entire family!
Honestly, that was the first thought on all of our twisted minds when we saw the photo below of little known tennis pro, Beth Mattek. In quite possibly the worst photo of a relatively [...]
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Excessively Sweating Andy Dick Lives Up to the Name and Makes Out with Midwestern Boys
2 Comments Published August 29th, 2007 in Andy Dick Sweating, Celebrity Make-Out Sweat, Chest Sweating, Comedian Perspiration, Gay Club Sweat, Sweaty Armpits.Still closeted comedian and actor, Andy Dick, was seen with excessive sweating all over his shirt and young midwestern gay boys all over his drunk ass. If Andy Dick was in GOP politics, this kind behavior would be normal, but in the celebrity world, getting all sweaty with young boys in the middle of [...]
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Maria Sharapova is a Fierce, Sweaty Terror on the Court but a Complete Snooze in Bed
2 Comments Published August 20th, 2007 in Celebrity Athlete Sweating, Celebrity Excessive Sweating, Maria Sharapova Sweating, Performance Sweating, Russian Tennis Star Sweat.The long and sweaty arm of the Maria Shrapova and Maroon 3.5 or 4 or 7 or whatever publicity machine, has spun into damage control overdrive like a cornered, sweaty pussy at Michael Vick’s house on dogfight night. Supposedly, the lead singer of Maroon 8 summed up making love to sweaty Maria Sharapova as [...]
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Britney Spears Sweats Like a Rotating Hog on Stick
0 Comments Published August 15th, 2007 in Britney Spears Sweating, Celebrity Sweating, Stress Sweating, Sweating Face, Sweaty Boobs, Sweaty Celebrity Parenting, Sweaty Star.Why do we love picking on sweaty, portly Britney Spears? Do we like to kick dogs when they’re down too? Yes, we do actually and Britney Spears is doggone a damn easy target y’all.
She could be losing her little baby somethings to Mr. Federline after her baby’s nannies tell all at the custody [...]
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Excessive Sweating Leads to Chinese Nerd’s Death
0 Comments Published August 14th, 2007 in Chinese Nerd Sweat, Computer Sweating, Excessive Leg Sweating, Killer Perspiration.So we have to go with this excessive perspiration death story, it’s just too juicy to pass up and sometimes, celebrity can mean many different things. Besides, this comes from China and we really want to think globally with our Celebrity Sweating news.
A twenty year old excessive sweater, known only as Wu, opened up [...]
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Celebrity Sweating the Badly Photoshopped YouTube Video?
0 Comments Published August 10th, 2007 in Badly Photoshopped Sweating, Celebrity Excessive Sweating, Celebrity Sweating, Corporate Perspiration, YouTube Excessive Sweating.Yeah, so we found this little gem of a DIY excessive sweating product promotional video on YouTube. The concept, Celebrity Sweating, was rather, how do you say in your country? Déjà vu oui? Familiar yes? We were like, why haven’t we made one of these Celebrity Sweating videos?
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Why is This Latino Man Sweating Excessively?
0 Comments Published August 8th, 2007 in Celebrity Excessive Sweating, Celebrity Groupie Perspiration, Inconvenient Sweating, Marc Anthony Sweating, Stress Sweating.Marc Anthony, who’s J-Lo’s sweaty lover of the moment, just helped add to the list of Jennifer Lopez bombs. El Cantante is the Gigli of summer of 2007. The movie is universally panned, even by the Latino community itself. In an old pic of the married couple, Marc Anthony excessively sweats like [...]
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Homer Simpson has Human Case of the Stress Sweating
0 Comments Published August 6th, 2007 in Cartoon Sweating, Celebrity Sweating, Homer Simpson Sweating, Jay Leno Sweating, Performance Sweating, Stress Sweating, Sweaty Armpits, Sweaty Bear, The Tonight Show Perspiration.The Simpsons Movie keeps on breaking records during one very sweaty box office summer. It opened with a $70 million domestic weekend, the strongest ever for an animated movie. Currently number 2 at the box office with $128 million domestic total after two weeks, The Simpsons Movie keeps kicking sweaty summer ass. [...]
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