Excessive people, excessive sweating: Celebrity Sweating

The Simpsons Movie keeps on breaking records during one very sweaty box office summer. It opened with a $70 million domestic weekend, the strongest ever for an animated movie. Currently number 2 at the box office with $128 million domestic total after two weeks, The Simpsons Movie keeps kicking sweaty summer ass. During the pre-release promotional blitz, Homer Simpson did an intro for Jay Leno’sThe Tonight Show and quite possibly the dumbest cartoon character ever created, broke out in a stressed induced excessive sweating frenzie. It’s our first cataloged cartoon sweating instance and it’s been a slow week in Celebrity Sweating…

Yeah, so sweaty Homer’s no Conan O’Brien, but we’d say he’s much funnier than the world’s largest chin, Jay Leno, even with bad material. Homer bombs with his opening act, sweats as his arms go numb and then gets escorted out by cartoon Jay Leno security. Jay Leno closes the opening as he asks himself “Why am I sweat’n like this?” Seems to be a current Simpson’s theme as Lisa, in the last part of The Simpsons Movie gets sweaty palms when holding hands with her new Irish crush (sounds like a great soft drink, no? Clean and refreshing, unless you’re a Protestant). If you haven’t seen the movie, go see it, it’s funnier than a vagina clown car.

The above really doesn’t have much to do with anything, it has a little to do with sweating, as giving birth is a sport in this woman’s case, however, we just thought our readers would appreciate no sweat funny tangents every now and then. You’re very welcome.

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