Celebrity Sweating: Excessive people, excessive sweating.

Marc Anthony, who’s J-Lo’s sweaty lover of the moment, just helped add to the list of Jennifer Lopez bombs. El Cantante is the Gigli of summer of 2007. The movie is universally panned, even by the Latino community itself. In an old pic of the married couple, Marc Anthony excessively sweats like he just got pepper sprayed by a gang of nuns. Most likely, he’s still perspiring through his suit today, as the couple’s new movie just sucks more than porn star convention. What’s it like to waste 15 million dollars on direct to DVD movie?

Don’t sweat it Marc, you’ll more than likely get divorced in a few years or probably less, as J Lo’s relationship and marriage shelf life is shorter than McDonald’s fries’ expiration dates. Did you sign that prenuptial Marc? Oh good, you excessively perspired all over the prenuptial paperwork, blurring the ink? Good work, Scarface would be proud. Marc, of course, didn’t actually sweat through his prenuptials, we just imaging that’s what he definitely could and shouldof done…

Looks like a sweaty, classy dance movie romp, huh? Yeah, J Lo’s not so good with the movies or the restaurant business. Do not, ever, like we mean never, go to her Pasadena restaurant, Madres, no matter what kind of ex-husband drama is associate with that celebrity cheese palace. We’ve all been there, Madres has as much class as a gold-plated taco truck, or roach coach if you will… And dinner will cost you more than an iPod. So download J Lo’s music, if you like that sort of thing, stay away from her movies, her restaurant and her sweaty husband.

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