Celebrity Sweating: Excessive people, excessive sweating.

Ashanti sweats like she’s got some kind of perspiration problem. We heard hyperhidrosis is totally in this fall and by the looks of it, it’s still popular in the celebrity photoshoot circuit. We certainly aren’t complaining, in fact, we thought we’d share a little bit of our Jungle Fever and show off one [...]

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Shannon Elizabeth may not have a sweating problem off camera, but she loves the sweating in a 3rd world country look on camera.

We love that westerner in a hot, sweaty, poorer country look too, it gives us a happy ending every time.
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Is this 31 year old, Spice Girl impregnating stud, worth $25,000,000 over five years? Business wise, globally, probably yes. On the field, who cares? We prefer the sweaty violence and speed of American Football. Soccer’s just a lot of flirting and no scoring (kind of like an MIT mixer), [...]

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Tom Ford leaves only the sweaty, sexy scent to the imagination, but if his new cologne smells anything like his images look, well everyone here at the office will be smelling like Tom Ford wants us to, (like excessively sweaty emaciated models with like, really good skin).

Do Real Dolls sweat? Something about that image [...]

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So we were going through our sweaty files, and found more visual heartburn in perspiring, lubed Kelly Monaco. We have no idea why we didn’t post this amazing image the first time around, maybe we were afraid… We can barely write with this excessive sweating image of perfection defiantly staring at us. [...]

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We just found this wobbly-armed photo of Kelly Clarkson glowing, but almost on the verge of excessive sweating. In its sixth season, American Idol’s popularity is certainly waning in the U.S. and so is Kelly Clarkson’s mysterious fame…

According to USA Today which reported the Nielsen Soundscan statistics, sweaty Kelly Clarkson is waning [...]

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Oh Britney, why do we love to hate on your sweaty plump ass? There are really too many reasons, far too many. In one of the rare moments of Kanye West clarity (”George Bush Doesn’t Like Black People,” well duh) he says this of Britney Spears VMA perfromance:
[MTV] they exploited Britney in helping [...]

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Australia must be down under something, because they love them some sweaty Bobby Brown. You can’t hate on a man who’s singing for shared custody of his two teens. However, you can make fun of an overly perspiring crackhead who still thinks Bin Laden is after him. The following is in the [...]

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We guess that you really have to be either retarded or Russian to think that this excessively sweaty white dude could possibly pass for Genghis Khan. Honestly, this former excessively perspiring Abercrombie & Bitch (really known for respecting Asians, note sarcasm) model was scheduled to be playing an Asian? Is there no [...]

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