Sweaty Frat Boy Does not Equal Genghis Khan
Published by admin September 3rd, 2007 in Celebrity Sweating, Channing Tatum Sweating, Fratboy Excessive Sweating, Party Excessive Sweating, Party Sweat, Sweating Face, Sweaty Star.We guess that you really have to be either retarded or Russian to think that this excessively sweaty white dude could possibly pass for Genghis Khan. Honestly, this former excessively perspiring Abercrombie & Bitch (really known for respecting Asians, note sarcasm) model was scheduled to be playing an Asian? Is there no shame left in the world?
Tadanobu Asano finally got the role after many protests world wide…
We know that South Koreans worship a white god, but this sweaty dude, we say dude with the harshest of scorn, is no Genghis frick’n Khan. Sweaty Channing Tatum, part French, Irish, and Native American looks like the whitest of douchebags we’ve seen. We don’t care if he’s part Alien, this overly perspiring dude should be chugging bears with mediocre, slightly chubby sorrority girls from the midwest, not creating empire in Asia. He sweats like a pretrial Duke Lacrosse player, except without the innocence. Even temporarily, how could anyone cast this sweaty guy as Genghis Khan?
Word on the street is that this guy’s career is going downhill fast…
Channing Tatum before he was temporarily Genghis was suppose to be the next big deal, note photo below:
The world is a big sweaty crazy mess, but we kinda like it that way. Think of the children, what would they have to talk about?
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Maybe you should do like two seconds of research before you post “articles”. Channing is not in Genghis Khan. And he and the people in the picture were caught in the rain on this night out in Florida. Notice how everyone is wet?
Why Hello There Brave Anonymous Person,
Yes, we did many seconds of research, enough to conclude that he was originally scheduled to play Genghis Kahn, but alas, you are correct, the role went to Tadano Asano. Obviously, if we would have done a few more seconds of sweaty research, we could have found this extra tidbit.
Oh boy, do we have fried rice with egg on our faces…
However, we do not stalk Channing Tatum, so we did not realize that they were “caught in the rain on this night out in Florida.” We just think he looks horrible in this pic and wanted to poke fun, thank you anonymous, or Anon if you will for your most helpful of comments.
Celebrity Sweating Staff
Well, thank you for your correction there, but I was remiss for not pointing out that Channing actually IS the next big thing. He has no less than 8 projects in the works, including ‘Battle in Seattle’, ‘Stop Loss’, ‘Dear John’ and ‘Pinkville’ with Bruce Willis and Oliver Stone directing. Again, just a little more research under your belt will do wonders!
By the way, I don’t stalk him either. Perez Hilton posted this same pic weeks ago and the fan who took it said where they were.
If you want to know all about Channing Tatum, check out his official site at http://channingtatumunwrapped.blogspot.com.
Eh, he looks like any other sweaty horny fratboy to me.