Bobby Brown Excessively Sweats the Oldies
Published by admin September 4th, 2007 in Action Sweatin, Bobby Brown Sweating, Celebrity Excessive Sweating, Crackhead Sweating, Face Sweating, Head Sweating.Australia must be down under something, because they love them some sweaty Bobby Brown. You can’t hate on a man who’s singing for shared custody of his two teens. However, you can make fun of an overly perspiring crackhead who still thinks Bin Laden is after him. The following is in the New York Daily News:
The now-single singer beefed up his security two weeks ago in Australia, where he’s been on tour.
Brown said in Melbourne: “I figure if Bin Laden wants me, and everybody is looking for him, it probably won’t happen. But if he wants to try and find me for something so stupid, he can do what he wants. I have to leave it in the hands of my higher power.
“Come on, if anybody [else was] threatened by Al Qaeda, they’d take it seriously.”
First of all, in all likelihood, Osama Bin Laden is dead. The dude is old, has a serious illnesses (Hepatitis C, dialysis, and diabetes) and he’s travelling around steep mountain caves with a huge harem. Dude’s dead and we didn’t kill him. But perspiring over-the-hill Bobby Brown is more paranoid and sweaty than a meth head at a police convention. So much so that he excessively sweats himself in his pants…
The singer took off his shirt at one point “unveiling his sweaty, abdominally challenged torso [and mysteriously wet crotch]” and the audience screamed with laughter, but were dead silent when he tried to get them to do a “call and response,” wrote one reviewer in the Herald Sun.
Ah, Bobby Brown, we hope you get partial custody of your kids, but really, don’t sweat Osama Bin Laden, there are bigger boogey men out there… Or smaller ones?
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Bin Laden’s totally dead, it makes me really sweaty just thinking about it… Especially that new video of him where he looks like ten years younger, so fake. Does anyone believe that he’s still alive?