Celebrity Sweating: Excessive people, excessive sweating.

Tom Ford leaves only the sweaty, sexy scent to the imagination, but if his new cologne smells anything like his images look, well everyone here at the office will be smelling like Tom Ford wants us to, (like excessively sweaty emaciated models with like, really good skin).

Do Real Dolls sweat? Something about that image just screams ‘insert here,’ like a banshee in heat. Maybe it’s all that glistening over perspiration on her neck.

Through the valley of sweat and implied glorious monkey sex, there’s some sort advertisement for something that’s the color of wiskey and is kinda phallic in a not so subtle way. Nerve’s Scanner has this to say:

It was right here. We used it just yesterday, and we thought we put it back. But now it’s, like, gone. So strange. It couldn’t just have grown legs and walked off. Where could it be? Oh. Shit. That’s right. We left it on that dewey model’s vagina. We have got to stop hanging out with Tom Ford, we always get so forgetful. From now on we’ll try to remember to keep our Tom Ford for Men cologne in the crack of our dog’s ass where it belongs.

We know that Tom Ford doesn’t like sweaty Vjayjay personally, but he certainly knows how to sell with it… Here are the pics in full resolution, enjoy…

The horny male portion of the office here is won over and are buying this stuff no matter what it smells like, now that’s excessive sweat marketing.

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