Monthly Archives: October 2007

Why is Madonna Sweating?

By Excessive Sweating | Published: October 30, 2007
In another welcomed news bit indicative of the steady and suicidal decline of the record industry we have come to know and hate, Madonna after a decades-long business relationship, is dumping Warner Brothers Records. Who will she be dealing with? Not a music label, but rather something else called Live Nation, who until this deal [...]
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GAP Sweats Child Labor Again, as GAP Sweatshops are Slaveshops

By Excessive Sweating | Published: October 30, 2007
What was once known as The Gap and now known simply as GAP, sweat their latest episode of unforgivably irresponsible globalism. It’s one thing for a giant corporation to be forced to save face by closing sweatshops after news spread of using child labor, sometimes child slave labor for the first time, but it’s a [...]
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Johnny Borrell Sweats Bullets Singing Songs That are Vaguely About Stuff

By Excessive Sweating | Published: October 29, 2007
We’re not experts about pop music that pretends to be “indie,” however we can’t help wondering why psuedo-controversial Johnny Borrell sweats so much when singing songs that are suppose to be about stuff, but really, doesn’t say anything worthwhile about that stuff. Panic in America, oh, oh, oh! Oh really? There is indeed trouble in [...]
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Does Jessica Simpson Ever Sweat a Lot?

By Excessive Sweating | Published: October 26, 2007
We’ve been searching them there internets for quite some time, and we just can’t find any pics of Jessica Simpson sweating a lot, like dark stains on the clothing sweating a lot. We’ve come to the conclusion that the whole Christian thing she’s got is just a cover for the fact that she’s some sort [...]
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Please Somebody, Take it Off of the Shelf! More Sweaty Pics of Expired Cameron Diaz

By Excessive Sweating | Published: October 20, 2007
She’s been the Kleenex filler of many a sweaty teenage boy and girl the world round, however, time and reality haven’t been so good for one excessively sweaty Miss Cameron Diaz. Yeah, that’s some kind of mean sweating problem. Katrina Diaz is kind of a disaster in real life… Oh Cameron, in the old days [...]
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Serena Williams Has Perspiration Problems Off the Court

By Excessive Sweating | Published: October 18, 2007
While the Williams Sisters are known for many things, bad fashion, family controversy, hardcore tennis, they’re not neccessarily known for their excessive perspiration, well, until today. Here is Serena I-dress-like-a blind-stripper Williams sweating it out in an unusually tasteful dress (must be sunday). Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Dolce & Gabbana Excessively Sweaty Rape Chic?

By Excessive Sweating | Published: October 17, 2007
The strange combination of socialist propaganda poster aesthetics with a central focus on a possible pending sweaty gang rape baffles our senses and logic. However, luridly, we’re deeply in awe of the bravura and shamelessness of the Dolce & Gabbana advertising team (triumph through fascism?). The above beats Tom Ford’s sweaty porno advertising for shear [...]
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Renee Zellweger Sweats the Gym Paparazzi

By Excessive Sweating | Published: October 10, 2007
Renee Zellweger, high-paid blonde, romantic-comedy-filler gets caught sweating it after a gym session by a most eager and patient paparazzi. You had us at goodbye Renee, as we’re interested in the juicy post-gym photos, and not in the before the perspiration photos. At 38, Renee Zellweger just doesn’t glow anymore, unfortunately, she excessively sweats. Link [...]
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Alec Baldwin’s Extreme Sweat at of All Things, A Billy Joel Concert

By Excessive Sweating | Published: October 10, 2007
Alec Baldwin sweats more for Billy Joel than some people sweat in their life time. TMZ has the scoop on what appears to be sweaty Alec’s possible temporary hyperhidrosis. We aplogize for the not so clear pics (video capture from the web just isn’t the sweaty money shot). Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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