Serena Williams Has Perspiration Problems Off the Court
Published by admin October 18th, 2007 in Celebrity Athlete Sweating, Party Accidant, Party Excessive Sweating, Party Sweat, Serena Williams Sweating, Sweaty Armpits, Tennis Star Sweating.While the Williams Sisters are known for many things, bad fashion, family controversy, hardcore tennis, they’re not neccessarily known for their excessive perspiration, well, until today. Here is Serena I-dress-like-a blind-stripper Williams sweating it out in an unusually tasteful dress (must be sunday).
Sweaty Serena Williams, one half of the Tennis Borg that is the Williams Sisters, seems to be slippling lately in her game as injuries and dissappointments seem to be mounting. Indeed, a far cry from the 2000 to 2002 years of Williams Sisters dominance. From Wikipedia:
In 2000, Serena won the doubles gold medal at the Sydney Olympics with her sister Venus.
Serena Williams finished 2001 in the top ten for the third consecutive year. She reached her first Grand Slam singles final in two years, losing to her older sister Venus at the U.S. Open 6-2, 6-4. Later that year, Serena won the WTA Tour Championships after saving eight match points in the semifinals against Jennifer Capriati.
In 2002, Serena won the French Open, Wimbledon, and the U.S. Open (where she wore her famous black catsuit) by defeating Venus in the finals of all three. She also reached the final of the WTA Tour Championships for the second time, where she lost to Kim Clijsters. She finished the year with a 56-5 record, eight singles titles, and the World No. 1 ranking. She also won the Wimbledon doubles title with Venus for the second time.
Serena Williams ruled tennis in the above time period, now she sweats celebrity events.
Yeah, she used to kick ass at tennis, fashion, not so much, sweating, yes, lots of sweating…
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My my my, those certainly are some sweaty armpits! If you look closely at the expression on her face it appears that she is very self-conscious about the fact that she obviously knows that everyone can see those giant sweat stains under her arms and that she is afraid to lift her arms up. How bad do you suppose her armpits smell? If she hasn’t scrubbed her pits thoroughly it is possible they could smell like a combination of vinegar and a moldy sponge. And while we’re on the subject, what about her vajayjay? It might be reasonable to assume that if her armpits produce that much liquid without exertion her coochie could very well be quite sweaty as well. If that indeed is true then her nether-regions could smell like crab legs. What do you think? I would be interested in everyone’s opinion on this subject.
Since the subject has come up; I am sure her vag smells of crab legs and a little b/o mixed in. Her booty must also smell like an old sock and her chicken dinner. Either way, allow me to bury my face deep into said crevices…