Excessive people, excessive sweating: Celebrity Sweating

She’s been the Kleenex filler of many a sweaty teenage boy and girl the world round, however, time and reality haven’t been so good for one excessively sweaty Miss Cameron Diaz.

Yeah, that’s some kind of mean sweating problem. Katrina Diaz is kind of a disaster in real life…

Oh Cameron, in the old days that joker grin and those Picasso eyes were such cute oddities, we didn’t even care about all of the sweating and the amount of makeup it took for you to look really good, because well, you looked really frick’n good. Exhibit C, below proves just how gloriously foxy you were:

Now you’re known more for which stud you’re dating, how sweaty you can get, and how unattractive you are in person, than the movies you’re in… As the Ghost of Romantic Comedies Past you try to be controversial so your people will watch your movies, you talk about sweaty sex and you date contemporary celebrities, but it’s all for naught, you dear, are expired, someone really should take you off the shelf. But alas, to remember the good ol’days, we’ve included some non-sweaty, trail-blazingly hot pics of you, in all of your celebrity heyday, the post-softcore porn years…

Yeah, we’re all sweaty too. Cold shower anyone?

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