We’ve been searching them there internets for quite some time, and we just can’t find any pics of Jessica Simpson sweating a lot, like dark stains on the clothing sweating a lot. We’ve come to the conclusion that the whole Christian thing she’s got is just a cover for the fact that she’s some sort of big breasted Alien, not in the illegal sense, but in like the UFO sense.

Jessica Simpson Defies the Human Anatomy In Many Ways - Including Not Sweating

Yeah, so how does one go jogging and not sweat a visible drop? View below for the for the close up view of the sweat defying Jessica Simpson.

Sweat Defying Jessica Simpson JoggingNo Sweat Jessica Simpson in Flight

Is she some sort of fluid or sweat sucking vortex (we’re totally not going the sexual route here, don’t get all pervy)? Perhaps Jessica just has some really strong antiperspirant or maybe all of her sweat glands are removed? Jessica, show us some glow baby! We offer this picture of Jessica Simpson in concert with glistening legs, and you can check out our previous post about Jessica Simpson’s sweating or no sweating.

Jessica Simpson Hot Sweaty Legs

Jessica Simpson shiny and glistening with a soft glow of sweat, singing like she some sort of Barbie Doll with a purpose…

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2 Responses to “Does Jessica Simpson Ever Sweat a Lot?”

  1. 1 J

    she actually is sweating in the 3rd pic…

  1. 1 Soma.

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