Excessive people, excessive sweating: Celebrity Sweating

We’ve recently found this pic of Bono, who has a bout of the excessive armpit sweating, as you can also see from our previous needy Bono perspiration post. We just love to pic on sweaty socially conscious former arena rockstars. As you can see, Edge can control his sweat, but Bono, well, he’s sweating all over the place.

Traveling charity peacock, sweaty Bono has yet to give any of his own considerable fortune for any particular cause. The perspiring U2 frontman would rather throw other people’s money at the world’s problems, which really seems to be working (inserted sarcasm here). The world’s wealth inequality has more to do with the systematic raping and pillaging of the third world by multi-national corporations then anything else and financial aid is just a miniscule band-aid for the massive hemorrhaging the second and thrid world goes through daily. Bono, at least you made us be like all political and sweaty, now we’re going to go cry in our stretch limos like the limousine liberals that we are, oh wait, that’s you, not us Bono… Sweaty Bono could not be reached for comment.

Thank god for South Park.

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