Celebrity Sweating: Excessive people, excessive sweating.

With a Star Trek theme in the background, Mr. Sulu, George Takei, talks about his love for really sweaty pro basketball players in this YouTube clip:

Homophobia, the sweat fetish and mass media, you really gotta love the combination.

Hello, I’m George Takei. Recently I’ve been troubled to hear comments made by former NBA All-Star, Tim Hardaway, who said, “I hate gay people, let it be known, I don’t like gay people, I’m homophobic.” As a gay man and a human being, I was shocked and saddened, but I want you to know Tim, on behalf of gay people everywhere, that despite your ugly words, we don’t hate you. As a matter of fact, we like you, we like you very much. We particularly like, your large, powerful calves, your smooth chocolaty head, glazed in man-sweat. I’ll keep my eyes on you, and let it be known one day, when you least expect it, I will have sex with you. I love sweaty basketball players!

You have to be pretty dumb to admit you hate any group of individuals to the media… Celebrity Sweating loves everyone, we just have so much love to give, especially if you sweat a lot…

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