Alicia Keys Keeps the Door Open to Her Major Excessive Sweating
Published November 29th, 2007 in Alicia Keys Sweating, Celebrity Sweating, Inconvenient Sweating, Sweaty Armpits.We have a suspicious feeling that sweaty Alicia Keys is some kind of Pop Frankenstein-like amalgamation of music stars of years past and present. Perspiring Alicia has the talent, in the general sense, and the pedigree, but we really think she’s the sweaty Borg of contemporary music. Alicia Keys songs sound okay in that soon to be adult contemporary kind of way, but it’s the aural equivalent of overchewed gum, tasteless but still malleable or soft enough to be chewed and played with…
Alicia may give good face, but she also gives a really sweaty armpit as well.
Stumbling upon an Alicia Keys song begs the question, does anyone invest in lyrics anymore? Thusly, does anyone listening actually care about lyrics anymore? She maybe pretty enough and almost sweaty enough, but what does it matter? What’s happened to the Pop music with passion and style? Excessively sweaty, pretty mediocrity rules. Resistence is futile.
Mediocrity packaged to sell, sell, sell…
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FUCK YA’LL! ALICIA IS THE SHIT AND HER LYRICS ARE GREAT! I’LL LICK THE SWEAT FROM HER CRACKS ANY DAY!
She is a human. Humans sweat. This is inevitable. If she was panting like a dog then I’d understand the media fascination…but who actually cares. Oh wait, hang on a moment - I do feel like a better person knowing that someone we idolise can also be photographed not looking perfect. Now I get it.