Celebrity Sweating: Excessive people, excessive sweating.

Sweaty Tara Leigh Patrick started her career with Prince, which of all the ways to start a career is probably one of the all time best ways. Prince told her to change her name to what we know today as Carmen Electra. Thus started the career of the professional perspiring hoochie.

Is that fake booby leakage or a sweating problem? We just think she happened to forget her antiperspirant that day, which is kinda retarded for someone who’s job is to look good, but then again, is there really all that much to say about Carmen Electra?

Sweaty Carmen Electra’s boyfriend B-Real ironically, bought Carmen’s fake boobs in the mid-nineties. We think if your boyfriend is B-Real, and he buys you fake fun bags, we wouldn’t think he could really be entirely sincere about anything. Carmen’s new boobage helped her get into Playboy and thus truly launched her Hollywood and Baywatch careers.

There really isn’t much else to say, Carmen Electra just sort of exists, not really in the spotlight but not really out of it. We wish she was as annoying as eyebrow-challenged Dave Navarro, and wish she were still hanging out with sweaty, entertaining Dennis Rodman, but we’re fine with her new role as possible sweaty arm candy for Joan Jett…

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