In the ongoing trainwreck and freakshow that is sweaty Britney Spears, we offer this very hot set of sexy, sweating kickboxing Britney in a tribute to the popstar’s past that was so carefully constructed for us all.

Hot Sweaty Kickboxing Britney Spears

And if, for posterity’s sake you’d like to download the full size sexy sweating image set, click this thumb:

Sexy Young Britney Spears Kickboxing

And, now, back to the crackhead present. Time travelling is really rough, just ask Britney or rather “Unfitney” as the press and the internet (bloggers) likes to call her. Sweating is just not as hot when you’re an overweight crackhead mother of two and this is just plainly the certifiable truth. Time unveils many truths.

The Britney Spears No Sweat Drama

Y’all, trash is what trash does. Sweaty crackhead Britney, we always knew you were trash, we were just waiting for the certifiable truth. America cares more about blonde hair and fake virgins than it does about substance and talent and when that fact comes to the surface to confront us, we celebrate tearing apart what we’ve created. And what we’ve created is a monster.

Britney Spears is a Crackhead Monster

The sweaty crackhead reality always wins and time always tells.

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2 Responses to “Hot Sweaty Kickboxing Britney Versus Crackhead Reality”

  1. 1 crina

    She may be a train wreck but the paparazzi won’t leave her alone. How can you do something right when they’re all over the place?! I personally think that the media is guilty for making famous people like Britney and Paris Hilton.

  2. 2 Sweat Stained

    I think you’re mostly right crina, however, she also seems to live on and welcome all that attention… And you know, it also has to do with her parents. To me, sweaty Britney-monster could have learned some ethics, morals and life lessons if her parents weren’t so concerned with what they could do with her money, rather than raising her right…

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