The Other Hilary: Hilary Duff Sweats and Glows in the Other America at Celebrity Sweating: Excessive people, excessive sweating.

The Other Hilary: Hilary Duff Sweats and Glows in the Other America

We have no idea, no idea whatsoever why sweaty, glistening Hilary Duff is a popstar rather than a stripper, well, we at Celebrity Sweating have some idea… It’s probably because sweaty teenage girls and boys are basically retarded adults with huge amounts of disposable income and that hot-perspiration-action, Hilary Dudd, can sing just generically enough and is annoyingly pretty enough to inspire some sort of interest.

The Other Hilary: Hilary Duff Sweats and Glows in the Other America

Sweaty and hot, Hilary is in Brazil on some sort of tour…

After being forced to watch her music videos, we have a few things to say.

Hilary Duff dances like a lobotomized white girl on vacation in Africa.

Hilary Duff doesn’t understand the words she’s singing and has the facial range of finished aged wood.

Hilary Duff makes one contemplate the meaninglessness of life, because after all, we’ve dated or been friends with, someone like this sweaty boring broad at one time or another.

Sexy, Perspiring Hilary Duff makes us hate the world.

There, we’ve vented and aren’t so depressed anymore, let’s continue with the sweat talk with some more Hilary Popstar Muff.