Archive for March, 2008

Excessive sweating sufferer and gravity-challenged, Kelly Osbourne has the souls of mediocre rockers hidden inside her giant hair. It’s literally a graveyard of hair metal bands and jilted dreams circling around a vortex of white makeup, weight-loss schemes and past sweaty reality-TV glory.

You didn’t know sweaty Kelly Osbourne was in Spaceballs, did you? [...]

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Armpit sweat challenged Melanie C, Mel C or otherwise known as Sporty Spice, has a bout of the performance underarm excessive sweating. Perhaps she’s sweating being constantly around Scary Spice or thinking about why the lone black Spice Girl is called Scary Spice in the first place… Maybe she should ask Eddie Murphy?

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Sweaty Barbie doll and popstar bird, Rachel Stevens excessive sweats like she just found out that she has to do another Men’s Health commercial (Everyman Testicular Cancer Awareness campaign).

Why are the UK versions of talentless popstars so charming and likable? And it’s not just the accent… Even if they’re all sweaty, they seem [...]

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Hairline-challenged, super-actor Tom Hanks gushes sweat in a bike ride around what is seemingly suburbia. Sweaty Tom hanks has been involved to this date in 18 films that have grossed over 100 million, bringing his total to around the 3.3 billion dollar amount. We’re perspiring heavily just thinking about that number.

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Is that Jordan’s silicone implants leaking through her wet armpits? We don’t really understand the UK, or the relevance of the sweaty woman below, but we do know she’s some kind of famous and that she obviously has an excessive sweating problem, and to us, that’s all that matters. Okay, for us sweaty [...]

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Check, collared shiny club shirt, checked.
Check blue jeans, checked.
Check excessive sweating armpit, checked.
Check wussy douchebag, checked.

Pavement muncher, sweaty Jesse Metcalfe is your typical Hollywood douchebag, not an extraordinary douche bag, but a typical one. Better known as sweaty MILF meat from Desperate Housewives, Jesse Metcalfe exudes typical club guy. Pay attention to [...]

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Excessive sweating, Franken-Boob, Tara the Terror Reid, sweat stains dresses and basically performs the social equivalent of farting everywhere she goes… Simply charming, indeed Miss Reid. This little blonde, sweaty pimple on the face of the celebrity world has been popped for quite some time (not just talking about her botched boob job). [...]

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Godless, chubby, and excessively sweaty heathen Christopher Hitchens sweats like some kind of hell-bound demon in its last sweaty throes on earth. We love Christopher Hitchens even with his possible hyperhidrosis. In his interviews, there’s a whole lot of British condescension, a whole lot of drinking and a dash of wit that peppers [...]

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