Celebrity Sweating: Excessive people, excessive sweating.

Godless, chubby, and excessively sweaty heathen Christopher Hitchens sweats like some kind of hell-bound demon in its last sweaty throes on earth. We love Christopher Hitchens even with his possible hyperhidrosis. In his interviews, there’s a whole lot of British condescension, a whole lot of drinking and a dash of wit that peppers Mr. Hitchens god-hating rhetoric. He’s sort of the anti-Santa Claus, Jolly but baby jesus hating.

God might not be great, but does he, she or it sweat like Christopher Hitchens while signing books?

Perspiration plagued Hitchens is a bit of a flip flopper, at once believing in something called “International Socialism” while supporting the current war in Iraq at its onset. His views on the world are complex and worth looking at, however confusing his reasoning may be.

Who doesn’t hate fake-Christian Jerry Falwell? On Jerry Falwell, Hitchens says:

He woke up every morning pinching his chubby little flanks saying, “I got away with it again.”

Simply charming, makes us kinda sweaty… We love making fun of snake-oil salesmen the likes of Jerry Falwell, if only the IQ of all mankind would raise up a few points so that all of these sweaty Christ-sellers go out of business.

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