Celebrity Sweating: Excessive people, excessive sweating.

Is that Jordan’s silicone implants leaking through her wet armpits? We don’t really understand the UK, or the relevance of the sweaty woman below, but we do know she’s some kind of famous and that she obviously has an excessive sweating problem, and to us, that’s all that matters. Okay, for us sweaty bloggers, the perspiration context does matter too. Sweating Jordan, now prefering to be called Katie Price when not modeling, is a busy body of sort, who constantly is putting herself, and sometimes all of her sweaty naked parts, in the public eye.

The sweaty UK Barbie even got into politics:

During the June 7, 2001, British General Election, Jordan ran as a candidate in Stretford and Urmston under her real name using the slogan: ‘For a Bigger and Betta Future’. As part of her election campaign, which was intended to bring a little fun into a dull election, she promised free breast implants, increases on nudist beaches, and a ban on parking tickets.[4] In the end, Jordan won 713 votes[5], 1.8% of the votes cast.

What a sweaty cheeky monkey that Jordan.  We woud of voted for the  sweating top heavy bird, we think she would of made an entirely  overly-sized contribution to political life.  What cheeky monkeys we are…  Armpit sweat staining Jordan can be found currently writing children’s books and reducing her boob size, worthy pursuits indeed.

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