Monthly Archives: April 2008

Excessive Sweating Steve Martin Sweats Like a Grandpa on To Catch a Predator

By Excessive Sweating | Published: April 30, 2008
Old-timer, sweaty Steve Martin used to be a wild and crazy guy, now you can catch him sweating his days out in suburbia. But don’t get us wrong, sweating Steve Martin is a class act, all the way, and consistently charming, even when perspiring, wet and funky. In college he majored in philosophy [...]
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Sweaty Eva Longoria’s Perspiring Stardom Sweats it Out on the Spanish Beaches

By Excessive Sweating | Published: April 29, 2008
Walking and breathing proof that celebrities are mostly boring people, sweaty, beach-loving, Eva Longoria or Eva Longoria Parker, spends some time perspiring on the beaches of Spain. Looking like your average, skinny attractive girl, Eva Longoria got some hot, sweating, pics taken. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Obama Sweats Gracefully as Only Future Qualified Presidents Can

By Excessive Sweating | Published: April 28, 2008
Sweaty Barack Obama sweats some b-ball with Bryant Gumble and HBO Sports, in truly presidential form. How can you not love this sweaty bastard? We say that with much love, of course. This guy sounds like the voice of God, capitol sweaty G that is. Frankly, unless there’s a momentus or tragic event, [...]
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Andy Garcia: People Get Old, Start to Suck and Excessively Sweat Through Their Pink Golf Pants

By Excessive Sweating | Published: April 19, 2008
Look at this sweaty motherf#!ker, he used to be the shit, he was in The Godfather series for the love of god. Look at him, just look at that spot of extreme sweating, this is what’s left of a kick-ass life in Hollywood. Sweating in your frick’n pink golf pants. Rad dude, rad. Link or [...]
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Fierce and Sweaty, Meet Melanie Adams: Blonde Allison Stokke Minus the Evil Dad

By Excessive Sweating | Published: April 18, 2008
We’ve truly found a sweaty national treasure, and her name is Melanie Adams and unless her dad or mother are kitten-stompers or works for the source-of-all-evil, Halliburton, they can’t be any worse than Allison Stokke’s father. This sensually sweaty young woman’s relationship to poles has taken her to high places and she seems to enjoy [...]
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Abigail Clancy Makes Men Sweat Excessively While Whoring for Body Spray

By Excessive Sweating | Published: April 15, 2008
Somethings are not to be understood, so it’s no use to sweat about them. One of these things is sexed-up sweaty British advertising. In a crowning achievement for mankind everywhere, Lynx, otherwise known as Axe in the United States, has had a long-running deodorant ad campaign that is just plain retarded. Granted, perspiring pretty [...]
Posted in Abigail Clancy Sweating, Antiperspirant Advertising, Deodorant Marketing, Doogie Howser Sweating, Sweat Smell Cover-up | 4 Comments

90’s Supermodel is Like Totally Super Sweating

By Excessive Sweating | Published: April 11, 2008
Blast from the fabulous past, super sweating Helena Christensen of supermodel yore, circa the 90’s, seems to suffer from excessive sweating in red. Honestly, we suffer from excessive sweating when we see Helena Christensen in red. The former Miss Denmark 1986, Helena Christensen was recently put back into the spotlight for being on her [...]
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People Magazine’s Excessively Sweatiest Man Alive: Matthew McConaughey

By Excessive Sweating | Published: April 8, 2008
Can People Magazine suck more? We dare not think about it as this fine specimen of questionable sweaty celebrity is their Sexiest Man Alive. In his life-long role as sweaty and slightly gay frat-guy douche bag, Matthew McConaughey is the poor man’s male lead in every respect. Name a truly memorable role by this [...]
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Gary Busey Snorts Coke from Anything, Including Sweaty Dogs

By Excessive Sweating | Published: April 8, 2008
One of our all-time personal heros is Gary Busey. The man has it all, he keeps himself dry and sweat free while on his pulpit preaching his way unto the world. No sweat Gary Busey has a sort of zen-like loud dignity to his presence. Blessed with an aging face that only [...]
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