Celebrity Sweating: Excessive people, excessive sweating.

Somethings are not to be understood, so it’s no use to sweat about them. One of these things is sexed-up sweaty British advertising. In a crowning achievement for mankind everywhere, Lynx, otherwise known as Axe in the United States, has had a long-running deodorant ad campaign that is just plain retarded. Granted, perspiring pretty girls can sell a lot of things, but does anyone really need a body spray to cover up whatever sweaty smell or body odor they have? I mean, doesn’t antiperspirant and cologne do a good enough job already? Well we guess someone at Unilever, the corporation that makes Lynx and Axe, agrees, and so of course, there is also Lynx and Axe antiperspirant for both men and women in varying forms, scents and packages.

We’re not complaining about the sexy, excessive sweat inducing advertisements, we’re just bitching about the ideas. Look below, is this dweeb like you? He’s not like anyone we know, thank god.

So basically, if you look like Doogie Howser MD, the best way for you to score girls that look and dress like sweaty strippers is to use Lynx products. Once you have these over-marketed sweat products, you have to do Tom Cruise like tricks from the movie Coctail with them, while dancing around and leering at these fantasy girls. Between these bartending 101 tricks, you’re pointing your man-smell cover-up at them as if it’s some sort of date-rape ray-gun.

Maybe that’s secretly what they’re really selling to sweaty retarded nerds, a date-rape ray-gun disguised as overpriced hygiene products. If you’d like to go see one of their campaigns, go to thelynxeffect.com, we’re not going to give them a link, it’s that retarded. However, we’ll show you some more sexy photos of their slutty-looking models:

Ah, Abigail Clancy, you’ll sell anything in any way won’t you? Shameless sluts in a sweaty, smelly world, it’s the story of our lives (Celebrity Sweating’s lives we mean).

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