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NOT JUST FOR EXCESSIVELY SWEATY CELEBRITIES:
Recent Pregnant Hollywood Celebrity Baby Posts- Angelina Jolie and Little Shiloh Are All Smiles in Venice!A-lister star and super celebrity mom, Angelina Jolie, was seen with her adorable daughter Shiloh, and the rest of the world-famous celebrity family, smiling away in Venice, Italy. This family is so cute! The smiley family was on their way to a children’s party on Sunday. Angelina and little 3 1/2-year-old Shiloh met up with celebrity [...] […]
- Naomi Watts Sans Stroller with SashaWhen angels piggyback! Cutest picture ever! Celebrity mom, Naomi Watts is carrying Sasha in such an effortless way, it’s totally angelic. Sasha looks just a wee bit tired as he’s hitching a ride on his famous mom’s back, on March 8th in Manhattan. The pair were also with Sasha’s little baby brother Kai, who’s one [...] […]
- Jenna Elfman Has a 2nd Celebrity Baby BoyCelebrity mom and actress Jenna Elfman has really good timing… In comedy, you sort of have to, it’s like a given. So when Scientologist, Jenna Elfman got pregnant, it was literally perfect, because her character on her hit show Accidentally on Purpose is, of course, also pregnant. Fast forward to now, her character, Billie, is just [...] […]
- Hugh Jackman Takes Daughter to DanceHugh Jackman’s celebrity daughter Ava, a future ballerina? Maybe… Australian heart-throb and celebrity father, Hugh Jackman was having an obvious great time delivering his daughter Ava and her friend to a dance class in Manhattan today, Tuesday, March 9th, in the afternoon. Ava, of course, looked as impossibly cute as ever in that school girl’s plaid skirt […]
- Jamie Oliver is Getting Ready for His Fourth Child!The Naked Chef, Jamie Oliver, and his wifey Jools are expecting their fourth child together this September. Jamie shared his excitement about the news on Twitter: “Guess what…..I’m going to be a dad again!!! We’re expecting, so happy, feel very lucky.” Jamie Oliver and Jools already have three children, Poppy Honey, age 8, Daisy Boo, age 6 [...] […]
- Kendra Wilkinson Brings Little Hank to the Playboy MansionFormer TV star and Playboy model, and now celebrity mom, Kendra Wilkinson and her NFL hubby, Hank Baskett, took their son to the Playboy mansion! Kendra Wilkinson, of course, used to be on the hit reality series The Girls Next Door about her life as one of Hugh Hefner’s many girlfriends. Hugh Hefner posted a picture [...] […]
- The Beautiful Truth is that Bree Turner is Expecting a DaughterActress Bree Turner to be a future celebrity mom! Bree Turner from the film The Ugly Truth is expecting her first celebrity baby. The 32-year-old actress’ representative shared with the internet: “Actress Bree Turner and her husband Justin Saliman, Orthopedic Surgeon at Cedars Sinai Hospital, have announced that they are expecting a daughter, due July 2nd. T […]
- Eric Dane & Rebecca Gayheart Welcome Their Newborn Daughter!Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart have finally welcomed their celebrity daughter into the world! Rebecca Gayheart checked into Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles on March 3rd and went into labor. Eric Dane was right by her side the whole time, but no furthur details have been released about the birth or the new baby. Eric shared [...] […]
- Robert Pattinson Wants Babies?Twilight’s Robert Pattinson, current teen heart-throb is currently filming a new movie Remember Me. On the set of the movie, Pattinson shared that five years ago his family pranked him saying: “I’ve always liked the idea of having a younger sibling. My family tricked me about five years ago that my mum was pregnant. I didn’t [...] […]
- Keyshia Cole Welcomes a SonCelebrity Mom, Keyshia Cole, orange never looked so good! R&B artist, Keyshia Cole, has just welcomed her first baby with Cleveland Cavaliers player, Daniel Gibson. The celebrity couple is “proud to announce the birth of their beautiful baby boy, Daniel Hiram Gibson Jr.” The 28-year-old singer shared that she would like to thank all of her fans [...] […]
- Angelina Jolie and Little Shiloh Are All Smiles in Venice!
Monthly Archives: June 2008
Sweaty Madonna Discovers the Smell of Sucking
“What’s that turgid salty sweaty smell? ”
“Did I put antiperspirant on?”
“Do I suck so much that I’m beginning to stink like some kind of bad culture black hole?”
We think these are the kinds of questions Madonna is asking with the following promotional pic from her army of Photoshop whores.
Somebody’s going to get fired. What [...]
Perspiring Woody Allen Sweat Glands Still Work, for Everything Else There’s Pharmaceuticals
Purveyor of homewrecking young women, perspiring Woody Allen was caught leaving with some pretty gnarly excessive sweating stains underneath the skin curtains that was once his sweaty armpits.
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Perspiring Britney Jean Spears Continues to be a Retarded Sweating Mess
While somethings are looking up for sweaty Britney Spears, she still remains an aesthetic train-wreck of outhouse proportions. Shiteous would be an appropriate word here for Britney’s look. You can take the sweaty trash out onto the street, but it still stinks to all hell.
What the hell is that on her armpit? [...]
The Kind-of-Funny-Jack Black Excessive Sweats the Red Carpet
Ah, sweaty, hairy Jack Black, we never really forgave you for hosting the MTV video music awards on August 31, 2006. It was one of the worst hosting attempts for an awards show we’ve ever seen, but then there was Peter Jackson’s King Kong, which gave us even more reason to not like the [...]
Plastic Surgery Victim, Lara Flynn Boyles Sweats The Tonight Show
“I still sweat bullets if I go on The Tonight Show, but I tell myself, You can either have fun tonight or you can be shy and miserable. You ask my friends or anyone I work with now – nobody would say I was shy.”
Ah, but who cares about “sweating bullets” when you create a [...]
Excessively Sweaty Sexy Spanish Cyclists to Tour Madrid Naked as God Intended
Sweaty naked Spanish cyclists participated in an orgy of cycling, celebrating the mechanical simplicity of bicycles and the beauty of the perspiring and moving human form. This is a sweaty cause we can get behind, in front of, below, above, and whatever else is possible. Oh those kinky, sweaty Europeans, always finding excuses [...]
The Rock Sweats Like a Gay Club Bouncer on Bears Only Night
Sweaty Dwayne Douglas Johnson, otherwise known as The Rock, looking more like a sweaty sponge, lets out a some steam and excessive perspiration after a work out below:
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Plastic-Faced Madonna, Is a Sweaty Irrelevant Mess
Some people really need to get over themselves, some people like the sweaty mess below. Some people like perspired Madonna, who’s spent more money on plastic surgery than most people spend on college. Premenopausal Madonna (possibly menopausal) is truly menopausal in the ideas department lately. All we can say is that her [...]
Mysterious Fluid Emanating from Liam Neeson’s Pants
Hey Gramps, need a new diaper? How about some hyperhidrosis antiperspirant? It’s really impossible to tell, but either Liam Neeson pissed himself after being told that he has been left behind during the Rapture or that has an unusual case of crotch hyperhidrosis (groin excessive sweating)…
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Leaving Nothing to Waste, China Bottles Dog Sweat and Other Sweaty Internet News
China the next super power? If they’re willing to bottle their pet’s sweat, then holy hell, we don’t have a chance!
Something’s lost in translation here above and we think that someone’s going to get fired, as pet sweat just doesn’t sound appealing on an international level, on any level really… Andy in other international [...]
Preggers Nicole Kidman Coldly Sweats After Listening to Keith Urban’s Music for the First Time