Celebrity Sweating: Excessive people, excessive sweating.

Some people really need to get over themselves, some people like the sweaty mess below. Some people like perspired Madonna, who’s spent more money on plastic surgery than most people spend on college. Premenopausal Madonna (possibly menopausal) is truly menopausal in the ideas department lately. All we can say is that her new album sucks, not as much as her last two albums but really, it’s not worth the plastic it’s printed on or the time it takes to download. The best thing for everyone would be if Madonna just melted away in a pool of her own sweat, honestly, have some dignity woman.

What is with musicians and popstars today? Every time they need to prove themselves they work “together” with other talent, in this case, douche bag Justin Timberlake, so that they can come out with the best album ever! (Sarcasm) It didn’t work for Michael Jackson, and it hasn’t worked for anyone since…

Check out the video for “4 Minutes.”

What the hell is this song about? What’s with Justin’s fake Michael Jackson vocals? Toss us the extra strength antiperspirant because we’re drenched with a kind of angry excessive sweating frustration. Sweaty Madonna, just fade away, quickly… Like the Clintons, you used to be so cool, now you’re just a miserable failure tainting your former glory… And the sucking doesn’t end with music, sweaty Madonna has to prove she sucks in all art forms…

Remember “Filth and Wisdom?” Yeah, Madonna, get back in the limousine, and drive far away where you can’t prove how much more you suck with any further embarrassments.

Sorry about that, yeah, we know, it’s like Madonna sweat all the cool out of herself and can’t figure out what’s interesting anymore.

For more sweaty Madonna posts:

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