Sweaty Madonna Discovers the Smell of Sucking
Published by admin June 21st, 2008 in Antiperspirant Advertising, Celebrity Sweating, Failing Popster Sweat, Fear of Sweat, Has Been Sweating, International Sweating, Madonna Sweating, Popstar Sweating, Sweaty Advertising.“What’s that turgid salty sweaty smell? ”
“Did I put antiperspirant on?”
“Do I suck so much that I’m beginning to stink like some kind of bad culture black hole?”
We think these are the kinds of questions Madonna is asking with the following promotional pic from her army of Photoshop whores.
Somebody’s going to get fired. What the hell is Madonna suppose to be doing in the above image? We know she doesn’t smell good, but does she have to advertise her overly sweaty armpits to the world?
You know you’re old when you have no bloody idea what the hell is cool anymore and you have to hire people to put “cool” on you like it’s some kind of alien idea. All the money in the world isn’t going to make Madonna relevant or hip once again, because the sweat-prone former Popstar can only rent cool, she can only date hipness, because to her, real culture is a cheap whore that she visits every time she has a new album out. But honey, it isn’t. Real culture is knowing who you really are and how it relates to the outside world. Cool is figuring out something awesome for yourself, in relation to you and what you believe in and sharing it with the world. Justin Timberlake isn’t cool, he’s not even close. Oh sweating, failing Madonna, why must you continue to torment the world?
If you had any idea of what’s good in music, you would of teamed up with Daft Punk, Boyz Noize, or Kanye West… But you continue to suck in your old woman sweaty way…
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