Archive for July, 2008

Hey kids, take your steroids and one day your man-tits will ooze with excessive perspiration straight from the tap, the tip, or even the nip. Nippy Sweaty Lou Ferrigno looks good at the premier for the new The Incredible Hulk, except, well, you know, for those pesky sweating stains emanating from the most masculine [...]

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If at first you don’t succeed, get really sweaty and take off your clothes for money. Momma always says get the money before you take off your shirt y’all.
The 23 year old sweaty tennis professional Ashley Harkleroad is currently ranked 61st in the world, which doesn’t exactly make her a pathetic desperate loser [...]

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Excessive Sweating Sexy Daniela Hantuchova is all kinds of foxy wrapped up in wet and sweaty tennis outfits that should really be regulated by the MPAA. We give sweaty Daniela a PG-13 rating, strong adult contents, adult situations and questionable age-defying looks. She’s a looker which rhymes with, um… Yeah, so [...]

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We truly don’t understand the concept of the sweaty French rugby advertising campaign. The advertisements feature bearish, super sweaty muscular men making out on the field of play… We guess that with forty percent of rugby attendance women, the French are trying to get more of the fairer sex out to watch perspiring, violent [...]

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Kabbalah victim Madonna (or is Kabbalah being victimized by Madonna?) has an instance of the excessively sweaty leaky pants in London. Oh Madonna, why do you need religion when you’re a excessive perspiration pop god on this planet?

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Would you drink something that had “Sweat” in its name?  We didn’t think so.  Pocari Sweat is supposedly Japan’s most popular drink and we have no idea why…  Is it the minimal graphics?  It must taste refreshing and actually work to replenish what’s lost in extra sweating, we’ll have to go to Little Tokyo to [...]

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We know, we’re bad people, sweat-obsessed bad people, and maybe even a little weird. So whatcha gonna do?  Write your congressman?  We thought so.  So we’re going to pollute your rivers and wells and sell you over priced bottled water, oh wait, sorry, wrong transcript…  So what we’re really going to do is keep [...]

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Perpiration-challenged Quentin Tarantino is one of those sweaty people you see in the streets, where you walk by and see and then have to take a second look, just to make sure they’re as ugly as you thought they were.

Glamorous, no? “How do you say in you country? Tourist? ” Excessive sweating Quentin [...]

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We like nothing better then excessively sweaty and wet cover models. Is there a better way to start a stressful and possibly sweat-filled day? We think not.  Oh, and by the way, NSFW!!!  (Not Safe For Work, for those of you new to the internet)

Read on ahead for more excessively sweaty Maxim cover [...]

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We pick on sweaty Cameron Diaz a lot, but we have no regrets, she’s a celebrity with a perspiration problem and we’re obsessive bloggers with way too much time who are obsessed with sweat, you can say obsessively obsessed with excessive sweating (oh, we killed again, somebody stop us!). Besides, anyone who’s dated douche [...]

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Slightly charming, and really sweaty white guy survives Washington and Hollywood to become, well, an old white guy with a trophy wife. It’s a classic story for the ages, we know! We’re heart breakingly-brilliant writers here at Celebrity Sweating (if you didn’t already hear).

What say you? You don’t remember who this sweaty [...]

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Sweaty John Edwards can win a mean trial, but the Democrat just can’t inspire voters enough, thus his perspired bid in 2008. All of which is a shame because the dude seems like a good guy, and he certainly is an antidote to the festering and rabid right wing. Yes, a big [...]

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