Monthly Archives: July 2008

Lou Ferrigno Excessive Nipple Sweating Make Hulk Cry

Hey kids, take your steroids and one day your man-tits will ooze with excessive perspiration straight from the tap, the tip, or even the nip. Nippy Sweaty Lou Ferrigno looks good at the premier for the new The Incredible Hulk, except, well, you know, for those pesky sweating stains emanating from the most masculine [...]
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Sweaty Ashley Harkleroad Raises Rackets World Wide with Playboy Shoot

If at first you don’t succeed, get really sweaty and take off your clothes for money. Momma always says get the money before you take off your shirt y’all. The 23 year old sweaty tennis professional Ashley Harkleroad is currently ranked 61st in the world, which doesn’t exactly make her a pathetic desperate loser [...]
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Not So Family-Friendly Excessive Sweating by Daniela Hantuchova

Excessive Sweating Sexy Daniela Hantuchova is all kinds of foxy wrapped up in wet and sweaty tennis outfits that should really be regulated by the MPAA. We give sweaty Daniela a PG-13 rating, strong adult contents, adult situations and questionable age-defying looks. She’s a looker which rhymes with, um… Yeah, so [...]
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France is Totally Gay for Sweaty Man on Man Rugby

We truly don’t understand the concept of the sweaty French rugby advertising campaign. The advertisements feature bearish, super sweaty muscular men making out on the field of play… We guess that with forty percent of rugby attendance women, the French are trying to get more of the fairer sex out to watch perspiring, violent [...]
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Excessive Sweating Madonna Proves Global Warming is Real with Wet Monsoon Pants

Kabbalah victim Madonna (or is Kabbalah being victimized by Madonna?) has an instance of the excessively sweaty leaky pants in London. Oh Madonna, why do you need religion when you’re a excessive perspiration pop god on this planet? Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Pocari Sweat, Definitely Not the Usual Health and Sports Drink

Would you drink something that had “Sweat” in its name?  We didn’t think so.  Pocari Sweat is supposedly Japan’s most popular drink and we have no idea why…  Is it the minimal graphics?  It must taste refreshing and actually work to replenish what’s lost in extra sweating, we’ll have to go to Little Tokyo to [...]
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Maria Kirilenko Floods Her Stella McCartney Top with Russian Tennis Babe Sweating

We know, we’re bad people, sweat-obsessed bad people, and maybe even a little weird. So whatcha gonna do?  Write your congressman?  We thought so.  So we’re going to pollute your rivers and wells and sell you over priced bottled water, oh wait, sorry, wrong transcript…  So what we’re really going to do is keep [...]
Posted in Armpit Sweat Stains, Chest Sweating, Excessive Armpit Sweating, Maria Kirilenko Sweating, Ruining Clothes, Sexy Sweating, Shoulder Sweating, Sweaty Activities, Sweaty Armpits, Tennis Perspiration, Tennis Star Sweating | 1 Comment

Pulp Sweating, Quentin Tarantino at Large and Perspired

Perpiration-challenged Quentin Tarantino is one of those sweaty people you see in the streets, where you walk by and see and then have to take a second look, just to make sure they’re as ugly as you thought they were. Glamorous, no? “How do you say in you country? Tourist? ” Excessive sweating Quentin [...]
Posted in Chest Sweating, Face Sweating, Failed Actor Sweating, Head Sweating, Neck Sweating, Quentin Tarantino Sweating, Screenwriter Sweating, Sweating Face | Leave a comment

Excessively Sweaty Maxim Cover Girls Galore

We like nothing better then excessively sweaty and wet cover models. Is there a better way to start a stressful and possibly sweat-filled day? We think not.  Oh, and by the way, NSFW!!!  (Not Safe For Work, for those of you new to the internet) Read on ahead for more excessively sweaty Maxim cover [...]
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Cameron Diaz Doesn’t Obsess About Her Sweating (Obviously)

We pick on sweaty Cameron Diaz a lot, but we have no regrets, she’s a celebrity with a perspiration problem and we’re obsessive bloggers with way too much time who are obsessed with sweat, you can say obsessively obsessed with excessive sweating (oh, we killed again, somebody stop us!). Besides, anyone who’s dated douche [...]
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Old White Guy Fred Thompson Sweats Like an Old Man with a Young Wife

Slightly charming, and really sweaty white guy survives Washington and Hollywood to become, well, an old white guy with a trophy wife. It’s a classic story for the ages, we know! We’re heart breakingly-brilliant writers here at Celebrity Sweating (if you didn’t already hear). What say you? You don’t remember who this sweaty [...]
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Prettiest Man in Politics, John Edwards Sweating the Campaign Pits

Sweaty John Edwards can win a mean trial, but the Democrat just can’t inspire voters enough, thus his perspired bid in 2008. All of which is a shame because the dude seems like a good guy, and he certainly is an antidote to the festering and rabid right wing. Yes, a big [...]
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Hayden Panettiere Loves the Taste of Excessive Sweating in the Rear

Oh the sweaty privileged youth, they just don’t care what gets documented. Camera friendly Hayden Panettiere gets a taste of perspiration from the rear entry on set as we see below… Super Yummers! Super sweaty yummers! We love Hayden Panettiere, what’s not to like? She’s a friend of the dolphins: Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
Posted in Ass Sweating, Beach Sweating, Celebrity Sweating, Crotch Sweating, Groin Excessive Sweating, Hayden Panettiere Sweating, Heroes Sweating, Sexy Sweating, Sweat Licking, Sweaty Ass Spelunking | 21 Comments

Debi Mazar Excessive Sweats Out of Character

Character actress Debi Mazar has a little bout of the excessive sweating of the pits here. Doesn’t Batman in Batman Forever have something in his utility belt you can use for the old leaky, sweaty armpits? Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
Posted in Armpit Sweat Stains, B-Girl Sweating, Celebrity Excessive Sweating, Debi Mazar Sweating, Excessive Armpit Sweating, Ruining Clothes, Sweaty Armpits | 1 Comment

Booty Sweat for the Excessive Ass in All of Us

The world of sweaty satire is getting so complex that movies about actors in movies set in a real war zone sell fake products that are in the real movie… Confused? Sweaty? Well, Ben Stiller’s new movie Tropic Thunder has a perspiration-based product tie-in called Booty Sweat, that first started out as [...]
Posted in Ass Sweating, Booty Sweat, Bottled Celebrity Sweat, Corporate Perspiration, Corporate Sweating, Crotch Sweating, Product Tie-In Sweating, Sweat Product | 3 Comments
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