Booty Sweat for the Excessive Ass in All of Us
Published by admin July 5th, 2008 in Ass Sweating, Booty Sweat, Bottled Celebrity Sweat, Corporate Perspiration, Corporate Sweating, Crotch Sweating, Product Tie-In Sweating, Sweat Product.The world of sweaty satire is getting so complex that movies about actors in movies set in a real war zone sell fake products that are in the real movie… Confused? Sweaty? Well, Ben Stiller’s new movie Tropic Thunder has a perspiration-based product tie-in called Booty Sweat, that first started out as a joke, but the execs thought it had enough legs to walk off the screen and into our living, breathing and sweating world.
Does it taste like sweaty ass? All sweaty asses are not created the same…
Paramount Pictures has take a fictional product from the movie and created a real beverage to be marketed in the real world. Those in urban areas will be treated to the following sweat-infused copy:
delicious and bump up struttin’ energy drink that will pump up a brotha’s ass right-pronto. This swill will crank yo’ metabolism up skippin’ right over jiggy to straight G-pimp level, word to your mutha. Brothas will be layin’ down the 2-3 on the wiggy jig focusing the energy flow into cold-face benjamins that will fill yo’ pimp pockets to burstin’. Damn straight! Booty Sweat will keep a brotha pitchin’ straight game all night to the baby-dolls.
Those in the fly-over states or rural areas, will be treated to a plain can, cause you know, they aren’t down with the ebonics. Booty Sweat will be released ahead of the movie, later this summer, our sweaty asses can’t wait (sarcasm).
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