Excessive people, excessive sweating: Celebrity Sweating

We pick on sweaty Cameron Diaz a lot, but we have no regrets, she’s a celebrity with a perspiration problem and we’re obsessive bloggers with way too much time who are obsessed with sweat, you can say obsessively obsessed with excessive sweating (oh, we killed again, somebody stop us!). Besides, anyone who’s dated douche bag extraordinaire, Justin Timberlake, needs to be punished in a Gitmo kind of way. Actually, we kid, no one really deserves to punished in a Gitmo kind of way, except those who are really, really responsible for 9/11, whoever they may be…

Speaking of obsessions, Cameron Diaz is germaphobic, so much so she used to have a problem with washing her hands and wiping doorknobs, no, not Justin Timberlake, actual doorknobs. She would wipe the doorknobs over and over again, eventually stripping whatever finish was on them. However, we guess that she’s not so concerned with her own germs as she’s pretty loosy goosy with her own fluids, particularly, of course, sweat.

Oh Cameron Diaz, you used to be such a hot Hollywood product, we used to want to see you all sweaty. Like drops of sweat underneath the arm of a starlet at an audition, the moments, they do eventually dry up, and your time to sweat has faded like the possible roles out there… Buy so good antiperspirant, will yah?

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