Excessive people, excessive sweating: Celebrity Sweating

We know, we’re bad people, sweat-obsessed bad people, and maybe even a little weird. So whatcha gonna do?  Write your congressman?  We thought so.  So we’re going to pollute your rivers and wells and sell you over priced bottled water, oh wait, sorry, wrong transcript…  So what we’re really going to do is keep writing about extra sweaty celebrities, because it floats our boat damn it, and obviously it floats  yours, as our readership keeps on growing and growing like the world’s oceans from global warming.  It’s inevitable.  There’s no stopping us.  So we offer today’s tasty morsel of excessive perspiration and example of antiperspirant ineffectiveness, sweaty Maria Kirilenko.

Yes, we know, obviously anyone would sweat buckets if they’re playing professional tennis or any tennis for that matter, and you’re probably thinking that documenting sexy sweaty tennis stars is like shooting fish in a bucket for us at Celebrity Sweating.  Well, we like shooting, fish and buckets, so we’re okay with that, so let us continue…Sweaty Maria Kirilenko continues the tragic stereotype of the hot, sweaty, russian tennis star, please, have pity on her.  All sarcasm aside, Maria Kirilenko is best friends with the other sweaty Maria, Maria Sharapova.  Get those  sweaty threesome images out of your head, you’re filthy, and also quite normal (that’s the first thing we thought of as well).  Too bad there aren’t any threesomes in tennis.  Sigh*

Sweaty Maria Kirilenko, while not as successful as early on in her career as Maria Sharapova was, has some fierce potential as she has been upsetting some world-class tennis pros in the last few years in various matches.  And well, she looks great on the court, what more could you want in tennis?  We’re going to likey long time this somewhat new star on the women’s pro tennis horizon…

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