Archive for August, 2008

One of our sweaty friends here at Celebrity Sweating, Tamara (a cute jewish girl from the East Coast) once told us that she knew someone competing in the Olympics. While that’s sort of memorable, like that toast that sold on eBay that looked like Jesus, it’s really not that significant, well, compared to Jesus [...]

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Very plastic and excessive sweating Victoria’s Secret Angel and SI Swimsuit issue 2008 cover model, sweaty Marisa Miller has launched yet another celebrity perfume, but this time from Victoria’s Secret, called Very Sexy Dare. Maybe an antiperspirant should be next for breathing Barbie called Stop Sweating Adventure?
There’s so much pressure on those armpits from [...]

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Sweaty extra large blonde Australian woman sets some rumor fires with some sparks from an extra long and sincere hug of China’s Yao Ming. Lauren Jackson is the reason why we love too much of a good thing, because sweaty pro basketball player Lauren Jackson at six feet five inches is so much of [...]

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Excessive sweating George W Bush pulls a Benny Hill at the 2008 Beijing Olympics and creeps out the female athletes, sweat stains his clothes and almost kills himself in his drunken, sweaty stupor in the stands. Go America! For two elections you were fooled by swiftboats, phony economics and good ol’ boy [...]

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Oh currently non-threatening but historically-evil Germans, we love your cars, your beer and we love us some of your naked sweaty athletes. What’s a girl to do in the world of sweaty amateur sports when fame bursts open your door of fleeting oportunity? Well, pose for Playboy of course.
Ah, you Germans [...]

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The sweaty Olympics are over and now we can add awe and respect alongside fear to the things we feel about China.
Olympians have been in advertising for as long as any of us at Celebrity Sweating can remember. All that training has to payoff in some way (besides the excessively sweaty Olympic orgies that [...]

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It’s that time again, where all the supposed amateurs of the world compete for sweaty Olympic glory in more ways than one. Everyone knows by now that the Olympics is big money, like sweat inducing big frick’n money. NBC paid close to a billion for the broadcasting rights and have been raking it [...]

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Russian master of puppets, Prime Minister Vladimir Putin puts his best excessive sweating armpit forward to the world in a show of Russian perspiration power. Why does sweaty Vladimir Putin always look like he’s saying “Mother Russia will crush you all” with his eyes? Because it’s true, the sweaty oligarch lover and hater [...]

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Another ghost of romantic comedies past, excessive sweating faced Meg Ryan totally looks Jokerfied in the pic below. Perhaps when you see a good movie you see elements of that movie everywhere in real life, but really…Why so serious sweaty Meg Ryan?
Bad makeup day Meg Ryan got her first industry gig at the age [...]

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